What in the name of Hades went so right?

its unique in a good way.

>Making greek gods black
>Giving greek weapons aspects from myths and cultures that happend thousands of years later
>Forcing the MC into a gay romance with death for edgelord SJW points
>Turning pretty much every greek god gay
Nothing

kill yourself

I switched to the controller and I can feel I'm playing better, but my hands start to hurt after 20 minutes.

Anyone also has trouble with this? I use an Xbox 360 controller and never had my hands hurt like this before.

Dilate

you first, subhuman

To add on that
>Goddess of Love and Sex looks like a dude with tits
You can really tell it was made in Californiia, bravo amerisharts

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If greeks really were as gay looking as in their art then not even you could have survived.

i actually like greek mythology even if its overrated as fuck i mean there are so many greek lore inspired games it somehow reminded me of persona 3 with orpheus aigis and stuff though kinda dissapointed that orpheus is a ugly chick.

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Turn off the vibrator.

0 comments about gameplay

dont know about you brother but i would tap that till my balls drain baby

>Roguelite
Not like there is anything good to say

They arent fucking black you faggot look at literally any piece of art or literature they have metallic skin like bronze or or like on lottery where its painted an ashen black or grey. Seriously you autistic retards cry at anything darker than pure driven snow.

Im getting filtered by the 2 heroes. I even had a healing build.

>Giving greek weapons aspects from myths and cultures that happend thousands of years later
>Implying such legendary and powerful weapons would just cease to exist once ancient Greece stopped being ancient.

atomicrops is better and the real pleb filter which is why you never see Zig Forums talk about it

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Athena looks like a nigger, your argument is invalid.

Kys yourself troon

youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?t=7
>They aren't black
Why are you lying about something so easily disprovable

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>WHY DOESNT A EUROEAN DEITY LOOK LIKE AN AYYLMAO ANIME GIRL

die

>Give the godess of love and sex a jaw liike an anvil and a jewish nose
>NUHHH ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE SHIT
every time

your game looks fucking gay mate

Is it true the enemy variety is shit?

I'd say it's just a Dash 'em Up Hack and Slash. I don't think its very proc-genned at all unless you count random rewards which would make anything with loot a Rougeish.

these tits and hips dont lie spread your cheeks bitch here i coom

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>european features
>european hairstyle
>european clothing
>euroeoan everythung
>copper to bronze colored skin
>ITS A NIGGER OMG NONOONOOO THE KIKES ARE AT IT AGAIN

On no the greeks depicted their own God as a nigger took no no no no no

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Imagine being such a fucking baby over the skin of stylized characters that you pass up a genuinely fun game. These threads become so shit when these faggot show up.

>her entire jawline is hidden
>I know ill imagine she's a tranny

user just jack off to traps already the greeks loved to do it too

It's called having standards.

I'm sorry but Athena quite literally looks like a nigger, there's no going around it.

>equating artistic depiction on a painted vase with the general image of the god
>implying the greeks thought their gods were niggers
dilate

>reeee why won't you play my pozzed globohomo version of greek myths featuring nigger of the month and fried chicken
beats me faggot

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She unironically does not you cum guzzling faggot the dryad looks like a nigger because she's a fucking African tree. Athena has european features. Just because her lips are slightly bigger than pencil thin doesn't make her a nigger whites have lips too dipshit

i mean i cant really disagree with the nigger haters because it does kinda ruin it like wtf is that blue lipstick and why are greek gods BLACK why make a interesting lore and then just go full oonga boonga with the colors and no you faggots dont tell me they arent niggers they are literally blacked tf out and look wrong as hell.

yeah
each of 4 stages has 4-6 base enemies, 3 midbosses and one boss
base enemies can be improved by random buffs, bosses and midbosses can be improved to harder versions with altered attacks or different arena or other advantages

>Skin looks like colored with a shit-colored crayon
>Nuuh-uh she's not black, she a good goddess, she didndu nuffin
dilate

Wow youre so retardly low IQ that you managed to loop back and actually understand the point I was making, yet because youre dumber than a Sub-Saharan nigger you couldn't apply your knowledge to the entire agreement we ar engaged in

Bravo

>fun
>third of the price of a normal game besides actually having more content than most AAA titles
>fun
>good presentation
>fun
>company behind it has a fantastic reputation
>fun
>fun

Orpheus is male.
He just sounds feminine because thats how ancient greek singers sounded. falsetto shit you know?

>beard
that's literally a (black) man

Orpheus looks like an old lady and is voiced by one

Nope. I have it on Switch and have been playing 6-8 hours a day for a week now.

He's voiced by a man and they based his design off a glam rocker.

Game looks extremely fucking gay holy shit, it's unbelievable

wait are you kidding me? im talking about in-game, its literally a weird ass granny dude.

No user you're just retarded.

>grey eyes
show me one nog with grey eyes in reality

They're own art has them darker colored you wildly retarded faggots. They arent niggers on greek pottery how the fuck are you too stupid to undersrand the art direction here? Get the fuck off Zig Forums its infected you fucking minds. None of the greek gods have nigger features or nigger aestics and they don't talk like niggers either.

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>>Forcing the MC into a gay romance with death for edgelord SJW points
Look at this dude, he actually talked to that fag Thanatos.
>Turning pretty much every greek god gay
They're fucking Greek.

Why is Zig Forums suddenly so gay

I haven't seen a single nigger ingame so far.

You won't silence me reseterafag.

What the eff is a healing build? Either way, abuse Chaos my friend if you are not already, it's about getting whatever attack is your main source of damage as high as freaking possible. Ending fights fast is the best defense.

back to resetera subhuman

these retards show up almost every thread to screech autistically about niggers

But I played the game, why do you think I know about gay shit like Thanatos
Pirated the fitgirl repack weeks ago because fuck giving money to globohomo propaganda

Yeah, but other than that the game is good.

No, nigger. And it's a good game.