Isaac: Look at what we have here, a wanker and his spanner. A CO at your age? Boy, we have a winner at losing world wars against a reject Hitler. Howl, Megiddo! Now THIS is a meteor. Our minds are catastrophic, your tiny metal is inferior. Go fight your own battles like a REAL soldier. No need for airports, we have adepts of jupiter. That's right, get in the lander Andy you FUCKER.
Andy: What's an airport, again? A point of no return? Whoops, it's day one. Now begins my turn! Get a load of that weenus peenus venus penis. How can that compete with artillery cranked by a Djinn-ius? You're a 3rd rate rapper solving a 4th grade dungeon puzzle. Better save, cuz military might and magic's gonna tussle is what I would say if your party could take a bomber. But the only thing Jenna could take is my BONER!
Isaac: Leave my bitch alone you manlet mars wannabe. That pussy too hot, go drink some mercury. Alchemy motherfucker! This ain't some magic hour. It's makes REAL thematic sense, unlike your CO power. Your turn ended when Sami flew to Eagle's nest. You advanced too slow, FE did dating mechanics best. Your franchise got Ragnarok'd, now nerfed like Lash. But the sun rises again, just in time for SMASH!
Andy: Is this our ruin? Are our days over? No, we can fix this! Super CO POWEEEEEEER! I defeated Sturm twice and killed the fucker. You almost killed your parents, you dumb sucker. A virgin-ept deceived by the wise one and Alex. Then overshadowed by the CHAD-ept named Felix! Climb that lighthouse and make the moon mourn. The only rise you'll have is a Dark Dawn!
when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..it's like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life
Adam Hill
this is the content im subscribed for
Cooper Perry
Now THIS is the shit that makes me not regret coming back to Zig Forums
They're gonna do it but Kanye is going to butt in.
Grayson Morgan
RANDY! VERSHUS! CLIFFY! BEGIN!
Randy: >Wassup bitch, your studio's gone cause your game ain't badass >We twice as big, check steam, get ready to pass gas >Chillin with Gabe Newell, got the poker on deck >It's Duke Nukem lil nigga, time to shit down your neck! >Everyday my bank account soars to radical heights >But tell me Cliff, why'd you drop Epic before you put out Fortnite? >I buried your career, and when they dig you back up >They'll say you're wearing a shirt that does NOT say luck!
Cliffy: >Why your game so shitty? (why?) >Cause it just ain't litty (yuh) >Playercount is fifty (yuh) >Forever sucked dicky (HA!) >Never gon beat ninety (NINE!) >Haters gimme flak (yuh) >Cannon make them sacked (BLAOW) >You a sitting duck (yuh) >Cause I'm skilled AF (SKRRRRT) >Wallet green like Jazz (yuh) >Your games are bad, ass (OOOOOHHH)
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
Mason Johnson
Didn't read but based
Dominic King
This is something I wondered why it wasn't more common in Zig Forums.
Liam Garcia
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY WOMEN VS TRANNIES BEGIN!
Grill here, tee-hee, player don't hate I'd tell you to die early, but you always dilate I got so many simps, son, you can call me Lisa You build your life around a fetish, at least it ain't Cheese Pizza You post anime girls on your twitter account My twitter's got more followers than I can even count They're all hot chads of whom I can take my pick But I would never sleep with you even if you still had a dick
Honey, your rhymes are making me so bored I'm a fierce firecracker, ask my orbiters on discord Cutting off my balls was the best choice of my life I've become the perfect waifu; you'd be a terrible wife Your insults mean nothing to me, I'm just gonna keep on trucking Don't you have a rottweiler that you should be fucking? You stink, girl, so you better go and take a shower After all, I'm only using 41 percent of my power
