This game fucking sucks and you're all retards for defending it. It doesn't have an ounce of the creativity that the Remedy games had, completely flanderizes Max's character and steamrolls over any plot development from the first or second games. On top of that, the gunplay isn't even good. The last stand mechanic sucks ass and slows down the gameplay, not to mention it looks fucking retarded to have Max constantly collapsing on the floor and getting up again. Max controls like a fucking truck when he should be light and mobile.
Couple all that with the unforgivably irratating and retarded side characters and you have one fat Rockstar turd of a game that somehow has a golden reputation on this board.
>no unsettling fourth wall breaking moments >no surreal dream sequences >no compelling metanarrative >bleak frozen over noir-inspired new york setting traded for sunny brazilian slums >deranged manic drug addicts and mafia hitmen traded for an unyielding tide of illiterate shrieking brown men >fun and replayable arcade style gameplay traded for muh cinematic shooter with bamham camera and sticky cover >barely any mention of past characters or events in the series >Max looks like a fat retard
>b-but muh man on fire ripoff cover shooter
Rockstar shot this franchise in the fucking face
Blake Brooks
Should I finish Max Payne 1 or should I just watch the cutscenes on youtube? I'm stuck at the Aesir building with the helicopter and the servers and I keep dying due to the lack of painkillers. Should I keep going or give up. Also, if I did quit, would it be my fault or the game's? One one hand it might be that I suck, or it could be that the game sucks.
Justin Smith
Yeah it sounds like you just suck
Dylan Lopez
im sorry you're upset?
Leo Cooper
Not upset, disappointed that one of my favorite game series got kneecapped by hacks. Max Payne 3 could have been great but like all Houser projects they just couldn't resist ripping off their le favorite films and jamming poorly thought out mechanics where they didn't belong. Fuck Rockstar
Jack Russell
I'd trade a new remedy max payne for more rockstar monkey kino any day with quantum break and control they showed they weren't up to the task anyways
I think Remedy could still make a great Max Payne game but they wouldn't be my first choice to hand the franchise to
Brandon Lopez
The game is good, stop pretending it is bad Also stop pretending that remedy has made anything close to good in all of their time without max, they can't make a single good game again
Anthony Nguyen
Definiely sounds like you suck. You should try a bit more to git gud.
Owen Carter
This. Based.
I played all of them recently and took a screenshot of every single second of each single game and saved them. This makes haters SEETHE.
mp3 is fantastic and its a GOOD max payne game too rockstar doing their own thing instead of imitating while staying true to Max was the right decision
Jaxson Jenkins
>Couple all that with the unforgivably irratating and retarded side characters and you have one fat Rockstar turd of a game that somehow has a golden reputation on this board. I'm willing to bet my nuts 90% of the defenders of this "game" are third world favelaniggers shitting their pants over the fact the game takes place in south America.
Hunter Green
you got me, except im actually from new jersey, which is worse
Dunno about the other macacos, but the brazillan VAs they hired were amateur level at best and did a terrible job at trying to sound like favelaniggers. Hadn't seen a worse voice acting in pt-br since MW2
Parker Stewart
If it didn't have these long as unskippable cutscenes I would hate it a lot less.
Asher Bailey
>>fun and replayable arcade style gameplay traded for muh cinematic shooter with bamham camera and sticky cover Dang if only MP3 had some kind of mode that made the game more arcade like and less reliant on cover hmmmmmm............
Jordan Martin
Thanks for the advice, I was really enjoying the story and gameplay up to that point, it's somewhat comforting to know that it's a skill issue, will definitely be picking it back up.
Andrew Hall
Should've played it on hard and NEVER FUCKING USE COVER ONLY SHOOTDODGE DON'T EVER STOP SHOOTDODGING
Ian Brooks
Keep moving user. If you stop, Max dies
Lincoln Stewart
>FILHO DA PUTA! >VAMOS VAI VAI VAI! >HUGH! >Voooom >CHK BOOM >CHK BOOM >CHK >BOOM VWOOOOOOOSH >AAOOOUGH >BANG BANG BANG >oof!
never gets old. yes i played the previous 2, the second being my favorite.
Ethan Myers
>There are people in 2020 who still can't accept the kinoship of Bald in Brazil
David Taylor
2 already flanderized Max and was incredibly overrated by the fanbase.
1 > 3 > 2
Juan Robinson
MP3 had a great multiplayer desu. Wish I played it more at the time
Chase Foster
I agree. I don't get the hype for 2. It tried to take Max too serious.
