>Xbox 5
>Xbox 5 lite
There I solved your dumb naming scheme
Xbox 5
Nolan Gutierrez
Tyler Nguyen
>Xbox Tower
>Xbox Tower Mini
Here Fixed it fir you OP
Andrew Lopez
>PC Lite
>PC Junior
Jaxon Davis
Feel bad for the little shits getting a third Xbox One.
Henry Wood
It's called the Xbox 5 because you turn 5 degrees and walk away
Luke Morgan
More like 5 radians
Blake Green
Nah, should be Xbox one two
and Xbox one X two.
Austin White
Except it‘s the force
Leo Howard
>Xbox 10
>Xbox 10-1
Jason Reed
that would be xbox 4
Jeremiah Wood
Yes, but most people are dumb. When they see a PlayStation 5 next to an Xbox 4, they will think that the PS5 will be better and newer.
Justin Bell
Xbox 361
Aiden Russell
"The Xbox FOUR is better than PlayStation despite being one number less?!"
Samuel Hernandez
Xbox 4U
>It's the Xbox for (you)
Gabriel Taylor
Why not make it xbox 6 then
Chase Long
xbox
xbox 360
xbox one
xbox one x
xbox series x
Brandon Clark
>xbox one x
This was not a new gen
Ethan Parker
should've just said fuck it and named the xbone "Xbox 400"
Asher Jenkins
>Xbox Infinite
>Xbox Infinite mini
Carter Watson
Brilliant, its almost as if that awesome joke can be applied to another console.
Easton Stewart
Should just call it the year. Xbox 2020. Then it's easy to make new games for whatever version you want, with the assumption that it will also work with higher numbers as well.
Charles Wright
Then the console would look outdated by 2023.
Ian Turner
There will be a new one every 2 years anyway.
Benjamin Russell
Xbox Dreamcatcher (X)
Xbox Dreamer (S)
There, pays homage to the Dreamcast, it lines up with the "Power Your Dreams" marketing, and it's impossible to confuse it with any Xbone model. It was so fucking obvious but MS are boomer-tier when it comes to naming consoles.
Jack Edwards
Retarded but true
That's why the third pounder burger never sold, because consumers thought a third of a pound was less than a fourth of a pound, and just got quarter pounder burgers instead
Hunter Flores
I honestly like that idea. It'd be the best attempt at subverting the xbox 360 completely ruining any sensical console name progression
Owen Lewis
Xbox 5X
Xbox 5S
Jason Lee
do americans really...?
Brandon Collins
It's the 4th generation xbox you dolt.
Wyatt Reyes
Xb5x
XbSx
There i solved it
Wyatt Stewart
Sounds like a tranny naming scheme for some reason
Connor Morales
Really?
Dominic Butler
turn 5 degrees back and pre order your ps5
Adrian Diaz
Why not just call it the xbox 1080? Everybody knows a 1080 is the sickest trick.