Where my Hufflechads at?

>all these redditors
Reminder that Slytherin is the only Zig Forums approved house.

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Puffs is better than anything Rowling made

>search the title because i like autist horoscopes
>first hit on Google is a Polygon article titled 'Why I’m not buying Hogwarts Legacy'
Holy shit, they're really mad at Rowling, aren't they?

To think just a few years ago they were using Harry Potter as political commentary and calling Drumpf voldemort and thinking they were Dumbeldore's army. They grow up so fast.

Now do your wand and patronus.
A lot of IRL manlets here like to pretend the length of the wand is what matters, but the wood type and core is what really matters.
>Holly is one of the rarer kinds of wand woods; traditionally considered protective, it works most happily for those who may need help overcoming a tendency to anger and impetuosity. At the same time, holly wands often choose owners who are engaged in some dangerous and often spiritual quest. Holly is one of those woods that varies most dramatically in performance depending on the wand core, and it is a notoriously difficult wood to team with phoenix feather, as the wood’s volatility conflicts strangely with the phoenix’s detachment. In the unusual event of such a pairing finding its ideal match, however, nothing and nobody should stand in their way.

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>pride ambition cunning
Slytherin is jews you fucking retard.

I hope is not some boring wood one, I want a wand made out of metal or for it to be pretty. Not those deformed tree sticks.

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HOLY FUCK talking about manlets lmao, are you a wizard IRL!? Anyway i'm 5'6 so I consider myself short.

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a wand and patronus fit for a Slytherin. i can't wait to get sorted in Slytherin in Hogwarts Legacy

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nah goblins are jews

UGLYYYY, but i do like unicorns.

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Yeah the length of the wand is directly tied to height.
That's why you'll find nearly everyone here posting 12"+ wands because they all picked "tall". I'm 6'0 so i went with average.

>Black Walnut
Less common than the standard walnut wand, that of black walnut seeks a master of good instincts and powerful insight. Black walnut is a very handsome wood, but not the easiest to master. It has one pronounced quirk, which is that it is abnormally attuned to inner conflict, and loses power dramatically if its possessor practises any form of self-deception. If the witch or wizard is unable or unwilling to be honest with themselves or others, the wand often fails to perform adequately and must be matched with a new owner if it is to regain its former prowess. Paired with a sincere, self-aware owner, however, it becomes one of the most loyal and impressive wands of all, with a particular flair in all kinds of charmwork.
wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-woods

6' is well above the global average of 5'7" to 5'8"

uh sweatie 6 is considered short and 6'2 is the average

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holy FUCK JK ROWLING YOU TRANSPHOBIC LITTLE BITCH I HATE DOGS WHAT THE SHIT I WAS EXPECTING A CAT OR A WOLF OR I DUNNO SOMETHING COOL, MAYBE A FOX, A BAT EVEN.

AND YOU GIVE ME THE UGLIEST DOG EVER!? I HATE DOGS

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sooner or later they'll find a fault with everything

The duality of man

where are those images from

Reporting

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damn i own a cat too

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>Are people seriously and unironically Hufflepuff
Yes

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Ravenclaw bros report in.

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Holy shit i'm like super self aware so it must be fate!

t. wandlet

youtube.com/watch?v=glG736Y0JTg
From the leaked footage the following spells are in
>Lumos
>Alohomora
>Reparo
>Expulso
>Stupefy
>Depulso
>Levioso
>Expelliarmus
Original leaker said unforgivable curses are in as well

If this thread 404s I'm probably gonna just play some DRG, hope that user I was talking with in an earlier thread gets his wish of an explorable castle though.

Ravenchad reporting.

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Leaked video honestly shows more actual gameplay than the official reveal. Seems pretty cool for some pre-alpha shit, I'm sure the final game will be awesome.

>holly + phoenix feather
>In the unusual event of such a pairing finding its ideal match, however, nothing and nobody should stand in their way.
Post your specs before I avada kedavra u

oh, okay, i get it now
they wands are stand-ins for your dick

slytherincels

ITT

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Get out avatar fagging piece of shit. Go back to your tranny punk thread

Begone nigger

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Do you think the boys measure their wands in their dorms?

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I always felt like I should be Hufflepuff but I always get put into Ravenclaw. I'm not even smart, just autistic.

>'Why I’m not buying Hogwarts Legacy'
>look up that article
>the entire article is basically JK rowling said means words so i'm not going to buy it and you're not an ally if you buy it