Why does the Smash community attract the sort of people it does?

Why does the Smash community attract the sort of people it does?

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what's the average lifespan of an average mega muttoid like this?

Usually around mid-to-late 30's for 99% of people who are insanely obese.

Most don't reach 40.

40s-50s

Imagine. The. Smell.

Reminder anons, some kind hearted advice from an old man.
A glass of wine after lunch will always be more calories intake than without it but it will set a fire in your belly to burn what ever shit you ate.
Canned tuna and sardines are cheap protein, so are boiled eggs.
Walking a few kilometres every day will make you healthier than the one that doesn't.
And a good water filter is essential as clean air and water are foundation for health.
Tea is also cheap and so is black sugarless coffee.
Cup of tea is better than a glass of water.
Coffee can set fire in the belly similar to wine but not quite.

And find some girl to fuck.

Its weird because they seem to develop a smell that's similar to some sort of cheese, not even kidding. I used to work in a hospital, and we got some really REALLY obese people sometimes.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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What would his boss quote be?
>I can't stomach the sight of you any longer
>Pleased to eat ya
>Looks like i'll be dining in
>Time to chow down
>I hunger for battle
>She was built for black dick
>Lets roll

mother of fuck
how are the people in this pic standing still, I'd assume any bloke around this unit would automatically set into orbit around him

Ethan ralph would be proud

>>She was built for black dick
Mutt's law.

I fucking hate the ones that let their nasty muffin tops leak out of the shirts.

child molester faggots? oh wait im being redundant

what if i skip the proteins, drink the whole bottle of wine, rinse with tap water, and masturbate by myself

I bet this guy is actually a nice dude. It sucks when you see people who are suffering like this. He needs someone in his life to care and help him get some treatment.

autism

that person clearly has mental issues

Is this guy even related to Smash?

>hey pal! You here for the tourney? Youre just in time!

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This dude's gut is longer than his legs, holy shit

>it will set a fire in your belly to burn what ever shit you ate.
that's not how physics work

A gunt to surpass even the guntlord himself.

Why do all these faggots have that stereotypical look?

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>Canned tuna
was one of my secrets to dropping 80 pounds. shit rules

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is true, they are used goods

>Cup of tea is better than a glass of water

What kind of tea

trúe

You're right, but they do work like this:
>A team of Portuguese researchers found that specific polyphenols in red wine trigger the release of nitric oxide, a chemical that relaxes the stomach wall, helping to optimize digestion.

>suffering
i don't see him suffering one btit, guys is well fed, more than it should

>And find some girl to fuck

having trouble with this part