If you're not playing a Nintendo game you're watching a movie.
If you're not playing a Nintendo game you're watching a movie
Lincoln Robinson
Mason Morales
>actually admitting movie game is just a slur tendies use for games not on their platform
good job
Daniel Collins
>slur
dilate
Brody Kelly
>game doesnt look like bing bing wahoo = snoy movie
Connor Howard
Nintendo is literally the only game company. Everything else is a movie streaming service.
Wyatt Perez
Was it kino?
Nathaniel Rodriguez
snoy tranny
Owen Gutierrez
OP is Xenoblade a movie game?
Connor Perry
>Movie
>Still has more gameplay than the entirety of the Animal Crossing franchise
How the FUCK did they do it?
Brandon Edwards
go back to walking around and pressing qte buttons fag
Jaxon Price
WTF I love movies!
Jayden Gonzalez
Nope. Snoy tranny
Hunter Bailey
I can't decide which one my favorite movie is.
Andrew Cook
Man have you watched this one yet OP?
Oh sorry, you don't watch movies.
Julian Myers
Alright lads it's time to go to the cinema, what flavor of popcorn do you want?
Isaac Gomez
Snoy
Ian Walker
I remember when this one played at my local multiplex
Austin Myers
That's a nintendo game.
Josiah Taylor
What if I am watching a Nintendo game?
Brody Powell
bing wahoo, it's a me!!! bling bling bling wahooooooooooooooo
Robert Morgan
And this is a movie
Christian Sanders
Oh you mean any game ever released on a Nintendo system is a game?
Michael Moore
Snoy
Gabriel James
Nice false flag snoy nigger
Jack Wright
Will there ever be another game with as much variety as this?
Luke Sanchez
Do romhacks count or does it need the Nintensoy seal of quality
David Evans
Post your favorite movies lads
David Wright
Movie game
Jayden Smith
Blatantly false, Sega games from when they still made hardware are fucking awesome. Even the PS1 library is good. OG Xbox wasn't bad either.
Jose Wilson
nope movie game
Xavier Jones
Nah it's clearly a movie like OP said
John Ward
After Burner II and Outrun are all cinematic masterpieces, but they are in no shape or form games.
Gabriel Miller
The las of us part 2 was not a movie
Nathan Ramirez
Carter White
So this is the power of nintendo's best game
Hunter Gray
Ryan Rivera
That's because most of their games have gameplay, unlike what we see with most AAA.
Matthew Perez
what's the real video he's watching?
Hunter Wilson
When are we getting a Switch port?
Eli Clark
Nu wars episode 1 trailer
Dominic Harris
All these options and you choose to play like an idiot monkey. I guess DMC's combat sucks because you can play using just the 3 hit default combo.
Ian Cox
You would be right if it was just AAAs and nintendo.
But there are a shitton of small developers that do actual gameplay, both the "indies" and small japanese developers alike.
First party games and AAA in general are just cancer.
Colton Clark
>gameplay consists of killing the same enemy 100000 times.
I enjoyed it but it does get repetitive
Evan Bell
>tony hawk 1+2 is a 'movie'
Try taking a break from the AAA bullshit and play some actual games.
Cooper Cooper
>most of their games have gameplay
Let's check their biggest games
>pokemon
spam a super effective move and one shot every gym leader, game is shovelware at this point
>mario
open world platforming with barely any platforming, just run forward, grab the moons that are almost as common as coins, and jump 3 times on a rabbit head
>zelda
spend hours walking empty fields, spam Y until your weapon breaks, then change weapon and keep spamming until the enemy is dead
>paper mario
candy crush
>fire emblem
anime movie with anime tits lusting over the bland self insert main character so incels can feel loved by drawings
>smash
party game with lag
>metroid
dead
>animal crossing
there's literally no gameplay in this piece of shit