Give me some legit criticism to this game

Give me some legit criticism to this game

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>no guns
>boring open world (wow, fields and trees)
>shoehorned pornographic relationships

fall damage is ridiculous like why cant I roll like zelda can

Toss a coin to your witcher~

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I can't, I didn't play it yet
but the combat is shit
open world
movie game

witcher sense is way overused and boring

Its too easy, even on death march.
Geralts VA is honestly terrible.

>shoehorned pornographic relationships
Actually, this one is legitimate. Most of popular western media has this because "OHHHH SO ADULT SO MATURE!!!"

It's cheesy.

>Netflix Witcher song

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*whistles for magic horse*

it's not long enough and there'll never be another game quite like it

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>boring repetitive combat
>tocan sam vision
>forced relationships until close to the end of game
story is alright, the expansion was nice tho but the gameplay overall is garbage

xp from quests reduced 90% if your too high level

roach handles like a fucking shit on wheels

some ? locations bugged and never fixed (skellige harpies failing through the floor)

combat is boring, dont even get me started on the fucking crossbow

rescuing dandelion takes far too long also battles against the hunt after the big evil tree fight are so shit its not even funny

finally, fuck you

gay

>advertised as a RPG
>is a hollow action game with branching cutscenes

The resolution of main quests in the base game is underwhelming.
Eredin is more of a plot device than a compelling villain.
You can't have sex with Tomira the herbalist in White Orchard.

It's cheesy.

The combat is clunky and unsatisfying.
Movement is stiff especially in combat, on horseback, and underwater.
Too much bloat in content.

fag

Can’t romance Ciri

yennefer is fucking obnoxious

normalfag

the combat is bad

Holy shit that sucked

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>but the combat is shit
>open world
>movie game

>I didn't play it yet

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As someone for who this is my favorite game of all time, and has played it through over 5 times now, here are my legit criticisms:

1. Combat is mediocre, and lacks depth. Couple this with lacking build diversity due to playing as a pre-established character with a pre-established skill-set, and you have the biggest flaw with the game. Add to this the game length (easily over 100 hours on a first playthrough) and this aspect stands out like a sore thumb for anyone who has played an RPG before.

2. The main story meanders and is too long. Certain multi-quest arcs like Novigrad could've been made more concise.

3. Although one of the main source of praise this game gets is the branching choice-driven narratives, the game peaks in this regard early with the Baron questline and never quite reaches that high again.

4. The Wild Hunt isn't fleshed out within this game, and heavily relies on you having read the books to appreciate them fully.

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I keep thinking it's going to rhyme but it never does.

You know damn well what’s wrong with it you cunt

You can't sleep with Rosa, who definitely 100% has a thing for older guys.

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Every single aspect of the gameplay is bad. You can't name any positives of the game without going to secondary or tertiary elements like writing or music (which also sucked compared to TW1).
Skills were worthless, exploration pointless, combat, crafting, alchemy, horse races, batman vision quests, all fucking awful.

>Geralts VA is honestly terrible
Jacek Rozenek is the one and only Geralt, you pleb.
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Lads what's the best way to do a quick replay of W3 just for the story?
Yes I will be playing on easy because the trash combat is annoying enough on its own.
Basically should I NG+ so I can keep my cool Ursine armor or just start fresh since my gear will probably become obsolete anyway?

whys he batman in english

>quick replay of W3 just for the story?
youtube. lol

>>no guns
implying

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But then I can't be sure I disrespect the fuck out of Emir

you dont get to kill enough elves

yeah i just started recently and roach, while a sweet boy, handles like he's drunk. thank fuck for the "hold a on trails" option to auto-follow them

Roach is a girl though

*hot babe

What about the nilfgaardian "stallion"?

How can you play Gwent through youtube?