Oh, hello user.
Would you like some tea?
Oh, hello user
Jeremiah Turner
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Caleb Nelson
Miso Soup
Henry Jenkins
No. Where is my toasted wife?
Jace Gonzalez
You may only post in this thread if you didn't cheat on your wife by replaying the game.
Josiah Gonzalez
rin is best
Christopher Flores
fall in love with the girl you least wanted simulator
Robert Jenkins
You can't run from true love user.
Carter Ortiz
this
Levi Gray
I don't like tea, do you have milk or water?
Isaac Perez
Lilly was best girl and you can't convince me otherwise
Dylan Murphy
Ryder Johnson
actually I just want to see you smile
Lucas Powell
Well I only wasted my time with this dogshit on one run so I guess.
Jose Harris
Lilly is the perfect girl, the perfect girl to bully. I'm so sad she isn't real, because I can think of so many ways to torment her.
> You will never rearrange the furniture in your house so Lilly can't find anything
> You will never push small objects into her oncoming path so she trips and falls
> You will never grab Lilly from behind and start spinning her so she gets disoriented and lost
> You will never make her dinner and then sneak dirt and hair into each spoonful before she can chew it
> You will never watch hardcore pornography on mute with Lilly as she sits next to you oblivious
> You will never shout "LILLY MY HEART HELP!" and then stay silent as you watch her run through the house, tears in her eyes as she thinks you're dying (of course the phones are gone and you've locked the doors)
> You will never get close to her and then shout loudly in her ears, frightening her
> You will never do Lilly's laundry and write mean things on her clothes in marker, knowing she's going out for the day
> You will never prepare a romantic evening for Lilly, then invite your friend Tyrone to take your place in the bedroom
> You will never watch as Lilly's belly grows and she tells you she's pregnant
> You will never stifle your laughter as Lilly cradles her growing baby bump, telling you how much she loves you as is excited to have your child
> You will never rush Lilly to the hospital when it's time
> You will never watch as Lilly's tired smile turns to a look of shock as the doctor remarks that the child is obviously black
> You will never yell at Lilly, accusing her of infidelity and calling her a whore as she tries desperately to defend herself
> You will never see the tears falling from her eyes as you call her garbage and demand a divorce
> You will never check up on Lilly years later and see she's a single mother living in a small apartment
It just isn't fair guys, why can't she be REAL?
Aiden Diaz
COME ON AND SLAM
James Butler
I know you wrote this you deaf bitch!
Levi Williams
Best girl, reporting in.
Colton Reed
Her leg locking his head still makes me fucking diamonds.
Nolan James
>No answer, that means its that fucking deaf bitch
Henry Jenkins
I don't know, would you like some...PEE?!?!?
*Unzips and pees*
Cooper Collins
>> You will never shout "LILLY MY HEART HELP!" and then stay silent as you watch her run through the house, tears in her eyes as she thinks you're dying
I was going to call you a nigger but this line fucking destroyed my sides
Colton Nelson
>nudded in sereal
Brandon Allen
bros...
Carter White
>#3842
Ryan Sanders
Austin Allen
I'll make you wish you could desribe me to the cops
Julian Gomez
We already know you're best girl, user.
We're looking for second best.
Asher Gray
Only if you brewed it with your pee
Kayden Powell
soooo... KS2 is dead right?
James Gomez
it's not, saw the progress the other day
Cameron Flores
To think that I wanted Shizune...
Evan Howard
I got Emi in my blind playthrough because I wanted Hisao to get his heart's shit together, it was nice having a buttslut gf but her daddy issues ruin her.
David Moore
Grayson Price
Sounds delightful
It has been a long week going into another
Cooper Roberts
Sup Lily, long time no see
Owen Martinez
Love doesn’t exist