>Moobloom
>ripped from minecraft earth
>literally just a retextured mooshroom that shows up in flower forrest biomes
>might have some cool interaction with bees if we're lucky
>Iceologer
>ripped from minecraft dungeons
>just a pillager in different clothes that shows up in mountain Biomes
>they throw snow at you
>Glow Squid
>ripped from minecraft earth
>its a squid
>it glows
>that's it
What an awful lineup, they haven't even finished the vote from last year yet.
I haven't played minecraft ever since the god awful 1.8 beta version, but can someone fucking tell me why the fuck there's a fucking ceremony just to add fucking worthless content into the game that a fucking mod from 10 years would have done better?
Like, look at that fucking glow squid. It's an actual cool addition that makes sense to exist and it would probably take up like 20 minutes to create. SO WHY THE FUCK THERE HAS TO BE A FUCKING VOTE TO ADD THE DAMN THING. IS THIS A NEW FUCKING ZOOMER CANCER CULTURE???
If you vote for anything but the Iceologer, you're a brain dead faggot. We are getting snowy mountains in 1.17, why the fuck wouldn't you want even more snow themed content for the brand new snow biome?
This is what we get? No ogres, trolls or giants? No wyverns or non-ender dragons? No other types of undead like ghouls or mummies? No wildlife for the savanna like lions or rhinos or zebras to actually make it feel unique? Nothing for caves or mushroom islands? No boss monsters? Nothing to actually pose a challenge?
Why the fuck are mojews such uncreative hacks?
Why don't they just add all of them? What the fuck is wrong with minecraft's """developers"""?!
>adds more passive mobs
>we will never add sharks because lol non sense reasons
>refuses to do a cave update
>world generation won't change and never will change
what did they mean by this?
We'll see who the brain dead faggot is when its revealed that Glow Squid drops glow in the dark dye that turns any dyeable block into a light source.
They say they will (((((eventually))))) aka never
Why don't they just add all of them? Remember when the nether was added without warning?
Remember when we used to shit on Notch for doing jack shit and being constantly on vacation? How the FUCK did it manage to get even worse than that?
No telling what the Iceologer will drop either, nigglet. Absolutely will bring with it new structures into snowy biomes as well. New structures brings new loot and possibly new blocks.
Mojang is the most lazy and retarded devs out there holy shit
notch may have been a lazy fuck with shit code but atleast he added things into the game that had a purpose
mojang without notch is a joke
the animations they made took more effort than just adding all three
what the fuck are they doing over there with their billions?
>uncreative
Yes let’s in monsters that exist in every other game
because "cow with flowers", "vindicator in robes", and "glowing squid" are the fucking pinnacle of creativity. Oh, and all 3 of them are from a pre-existing minecraft property (earth and dungeons). On a related note, though, are there any good fantasy monster mods?
Just a heads up, the squid does not illuminate anything so you can't use it as a light source. It's skin will just stay bright regardless of lighting around it.
I think we are forgetting that this is a community vote. These aren’t suppose to be super meaningful additions. That’s what the updates are for
>I think we are forgetting that this is a community vote. These aren’t suppose to be super meaningful additions. That’s what the updates are for
I just want more bosses, why the fuck has it been 8 years since the last boss added?
Agreed, tho they have added a few mini bosses since then. Piglin Brute, Elder Guardian, Ravager.
He's technically a boss
Ice and Fire, Mo Creatures, etc
will they ever make it so fighting mobs is fun and interesting.
My favorite aspect of Minecraft is how strange and unique the mobs are. Normal animals bog things down for me.
The Vote-Selection here though sucks ass.
Hostile Mobs and Girls is amazing, the monster girls are extremely well done and fun.
>multi-billion dollar company only adds one fucking mob every year or so
I fucking hate mojang and microsoft so much
What is this? What are they even doing?
I hope to god hypixel blowes them the fuck out of the water. If they even remotely stick to their claims I will never have too look back on this waste of a game.
How many years has microshaft owned this game and they haven't made any big gameplay changes?
>no cave biomes
>no cave mobs
>flat shitty worldgen that makes every biome look the same
>no API
>un-optimised
>2 fucking bosses
>you can get diamonds in 30 minutes or less and you've won
Why are they treating this as if it wass an indie game still being made by a fat virgin larper? I fucking hate notch but he made the smartes play: he left it to somebody else to fuck up.
they just want something easy to make and thats memeable
just give us a cave update
stop introducing puddle deep shit thats never expanded on
how and where do you vote?
>DUDE LET'S HAVE A VOTING CONTESTS AND NOT ADD THE OTHER ONES
They add other mobs in updates
*adds the most annoying fucking mob to the game*
When the fuck will they add creator tools for bedrock. Been working on a map that I'd like some friends to playthrough. Wish Bedrock wasn't so limited at times
>Bedrock