Fixes your joy con drift

Why does your thumb look like that?

its funny because i cant discern the baby toys from your decorating, but yeah the hori joycons are really nice

OMG OMG OMG OMG I GOT ONE TOO!!! I ordered it from Amazon and I didn't know if I'd like it but I TOTALLY LOVE IT!!! It fits my hands perfectly and my smile was so wide my mom took this picture of me! xD

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You guys are retarded if you think this is OP

sergiereviews.com/2020/03/18/hori-split-pad-pro-for-nintendo-switch-move-over-joycon/

It's from some mom's blog, THE HAND IN THE PICTURE IS CLEARLY A WOMAN'S HAND, HOW DO YOU GUYS NOT NOTICE THIS?!

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can't you guys see the literal baby chair to the left? he's obviously raising his wife's child

Everyone on this board is retarded. Including me. Acually especially me

Hori unironically makes great controllers. Shit thread though

I would never use Joycons attached to the Switch ever again if the Split Pad Pro didn't make the Switch even more cumbersome to actually take out of the house. I've already adopted the manbag life to get that much more use out of the system, but not having a case to put them in kills me

buy a bestbuy Accidental

Dropped mine, Got replaced and lifetime over the counter joycon replacements.

I can imagine that hand belonging to a dude

he's a parent. you're a literal child. fuck off.

"I have a fix for joycon drift!"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"Just buy a new set of controllers!"

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LMAO you're literally a child. I can feel the edginess and 13 year old stupidity from my screen. Let me get this straight, you're saying this dude's parents failed at raising him because he's able to afford an expensive product, that he likes, and support a family and he's the one with parents that failed at raising him????/ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take a look in the mirror you joke. Do some self reflection for once.

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>but not having a case to put them in kills me

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more like molesting his wife's child since hes a tranny

if you think you're the most retarded on this board then you clearly haven't met me then, retard.

kek

not him but do you get this bent out of shape every time you read a joke on the internet? sounds like someone failed to raise you properly to me

everything about that photo bothers me

At some point you gotta ask yourself if you really should be lugging this shit around. RIP DS line of perfectly normal sized portable systems.

hori or dobe is best option for controller. Third party > official

>he genders hands
ngmi

Looks cozy. Would use it if I ever took my switch out of the dock

>stick drift? never heard of it?

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>removes your rumble and motion control

>and wireless, and nfc, and....

Does anyone seriously use or give a fuck about rumble and gyro controls when playing in portable mode? You're either going to be playing the Switch at home in it's dock where you get that shit or on the go where you don't need or should care about it.

both shit features are better off turned off anyways. Rumble always was an epic meme.

other than metal gear solid 1 who cares about this rumble gimmick