Fell for brap meme

>fell for the Sneed meme
>tell my gf about feed and seed
>she gives me the fuck and suck
Thanks Sneedchads

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Imagine the smell

>fell for the eating ass meme
>eat her ass during sex for the first time
>it tastes like shit

What the fuck, people said it was a hot sexual thing. Did I fall for a inside joke???

Petah get down here!

Ahhh what’s wrong Lois?

It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!

Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.

Wakey wakey quaggy!

Wh- oh... no I’m still here...

peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh

Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again

peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin

OPEEEN WIDEEEEE

BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT

Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-

PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP

I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-

BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR

Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!

you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth

gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-

BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp

quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred

Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please

peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense

Time for desert quaggy

BRRRAAAAPPPPPP

The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow

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ass is ass bro
what did you really expect

Talk about eating shit
literally.

lmao get pwnt

I love eating my girtfriend's ass after she had a long day of work. The smell makes it even better.

Well user. She is supposed to be clean before you do it.

>being such a coomer that you willingly ASK for shit particles to be shot into your mouth
>act disgusted when you get a larger piece of shit in your mouth than you expected

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video games

it's an absolute meme
>just clean it
you're not going to undo 18+ years of constant shitting just with soap and water.
You need to deep fucking clean that hole and even with the harshest fucking chemical cleanse it's not going to ever taste good of be erotic.
It will always be an asterisk that tastes like sweat.
There's a reason why hentai artists are always drawing it like a puffy donut instead of what it actually looks like.

>you're not going to undo 18+ years of constant shitting just with soap and water.
Jesus Christ, you're retarded. Do you think all the poo that comes out of there just stays in the ass for years?

>It will always be an asterisk that tastes like sweat.
I fucking love Zig Forums sometimes

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Yes.

it stains the skin brown.
like you can't just undo yellow teeth by brushing them right?
same deal with ass skin.

>fell for brap meme

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painfully obvious you’re a virgin. eating pussy is not something that ‘sounds like a good time’ but when you’re in the moment and turned on and shit is going down your brain isn’t thinking logically, your brain sees a warm gooey mess of pheromones and when you stick your face in there and taste it it’s like heaven. have sex, like seriously. for real

>wtf why does a hole where shit comes out of taste like shit???

kek

do people really unironically go around eating women's buttholes?

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do americans really?

Why u so mad

bruh

>eating pussy is not something that ‘sounds like a good time’ but when you’re in the moment and turned on and shit is going down your brain isn’t thinking logically, your brain sees a warm gooey mess of pheromones and when you stick your face in there and taste it it’s like heaven. have sex, like seriously. for real
this dude honestly just said he doesn't like pussy.
This is an asseater's actual words.
Imagine have your brain so broken that you think pussy is "not a good time" but assholes are.

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Yes. It's a huge turn-on for me.

yes, that's what the "simp" meme is about

You fell for the tricks of a bacteria that reproduces and spreads by convincing mammals to lick assholes and defecation.
Imagine being a toxoplasmosi host

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Cast it

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Farts smell like shit because the air pushes out pieces of fecal matter. Anal porn is also a fantasy meant to be erotic, not something that's natural. I would say eat shit OP but you've already done that.

Bruh