WOAH TOTALLY BASED TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY. I WILL NOW ACCEPT YOUR GAMES AS A SERVICE™ NEW WORLD ORDER...

There once was a man named Phil Spencer,
A man with power beyond your wildest dreams,
But he made an oath, one which he could not break,
"I swear to you, Satya, I will find you a man so that one day, the Xbox brand may carry on,"
And with this promise, he set out into the world to fulfill it, allowing no obstacle to bar his path,

Yo!
Ya yo, ya yo,

(Todd!)
Just give it up, Howard,
(Todd!)
Just give up escaping,
(Todd!)
Just give up your company,
(Todd!)
Just give it, give it up,
Give it up, give it up,
Give it up, give it,
(Why!)

Here's how the story goes, we find out,
'Bout a studio in the Rockville where Todd's, no doubt,
There's dragons and spaceships and power armors everywhere,
But none of that matters, he's gonna fuck Playstation,

Ya yo, ya yo,
Ya yo, uh oh,
His name is Howard (That's Todd Howard),
But he'll become Based,

Become Based?
How will that happen?
YO-HO-HO YOU'RE GONNA GIVE SonyPhony COPE-COPE!

Don't matter how fast you run or where you go,
I will be right there, anywhere on the globe,
I'll get rid of the platforms in your life,
Except for my Xbox/PC, I'll make them your life,

Ya yo, ya yo,
Ya yo, uh oh,
Just fuck Sony,
They are the last anticonsumer company in our field of work,

Ya yo, Todd,
Just fuck Sony!

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>super power by 2020
>suddenly Microsoft starts doing well
hmmm...

thank you for doing the needful Sir

game pass is unironically good though

>Owned by pajeets
No, it is run by pajeets, and xbox is an entirely different division, and Phil is as American as it gets.

I would still prefer a streetshitter before a nigger lover

its not too late to cancel your PS5 preorder and get a SeX, OP. if you ask Phil nicely and let him rim your loose* tranny asshole, he may find an extra SeX preorder lying around just for you

*loose from the massive dragon dildos you shove up your ass

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Uh no

X gon' give it to ya (what?)
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (uh)
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop-pop of stainless steel
Go hard, getting busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
That I'll make the motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right, and I'll do it again (yeah)
'Cause I am right so I gots to win
Break bread with the enemy (what?)
But no matter how many cats I break bread with I'll break who you sendin' me (yeah)
You motherfuckers never wanted nothing (uh, what?)
But your life saved, bitch, and that's on a light day
I'm getting down, down like a nigga said, "Freeze" (uh)
But won't be the one ending up on his knees
Bitch please, if the only thing you cats did (come on)
Was came out to play, stay out my way, motherfucker

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ਮਾਈਕ੍ਰੋਸਾੱਫਟ ਹਾਲ ਹੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਮੇਰੀਆਂ ਉਮੀਦਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਪਾਰ ਹੈ

Let's do the needful

Snoys have lost their minds

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>xchuds are just Zig Forumsfag spammers
Not surprised ngl

I thought my fellow playstation fans were a progressive bunch, this sort of racism is kind of a yikes for me....

>needful

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they think MS Hires Indians to shill for them here.

My hands are literally shaking as I type this as a Die-hard hardcore Sony PlayStation fan for twenty years seriously, fuck Xbox for ruining the game industry. I'm sitting here with a frustrated feeling even after me and twenty of my friends canceled our PS5 pre orders and begrudgingly took preorders on Xbox Series X and Xbox Series S and I am hesitantly looking forward to embracing the state-of-the-art, award winning Xbox ecosystem and innovative Game Pass Ultimate features. But Microsoft and Xbox and that Phil Spencer can go fuck themselves it's not fair!

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Snoys are bottom of the the social hierarchy. No one can prove me wrong. NO ONE

Why do they fear the pajeet so

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Snoys have the worst fucking shitposts.
>yeah Xbox is way more prosumer. But what if they werent!
>yeah I can barely run minecr on my pc, but any game to come to pc doesn't count as exclusive and therefore doesn't exist at all!

Phil-sama I kneel

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It's been like this since the ps4 launch
Nothing new

Isn’t PS the pajeet’s favorite console?

Whatever helps them sleep at night, I guess.

No, that would be the niggers.

I’ve never met an Indian with an XBOX

i've never met an indian

PS is the console for all non whites
OP is a coping south american

ok schizo

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pajeet shills seething itt

Shallom

Sonybros....

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