Why have we been getting so many threads of Millennials asking retarded questions about this game like "how was I...

Why have we been getting so many threads of Millennials asking retarded questions about this game like "how was I supposed to know I have to jump in the paintings"?
It's getting really annoying.

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>Millennials
????

The $60 port just came out.

>It's getting really annoying.
Would someone really do that? Go on the internet and intentionally say things that irritate people?

>trolled by millennials
embarrassing.
>asking retarded questions about this game like "how was I supposed to know I have to jump in the paintings"
it's not a question about personal experience; it's a question about game design you utter monkey

Like 5% of those who owned Super Mario 64 on the N64 beat the game. Less than 0.3% got 120 stars. It's unplayable without a guide, the controls are bad and the camera is a joke. Boomer garbage.

It's a joke dumbo

if thats the questions you have about "design" you are a fucking tard

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>port
They are literally emulating it.
The port (to amd64) is available in public domain on github.
You need to supply the ROM, though, for it to build.

They don't understand that kids enjoy exploring and toying around with games and satisfy their curiosity. They think games are 100% meant to be oriented towards objectives.

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okay go ahead and tell us then how players were supposed to know to jump into the painting

literally NO WHERE does it say that you have to have an n64 to play this game.

I go to the store and buy a cartridge. The shop keeper doesn't tell me it won't work in my VCR. Sure the cover says "only for Nintendo 64" but how am I supposed to know what that means or that it requires a prior purchase.

Literally one of the worst gaming memories of my youth

congratulations OP, (you)'re retarded

Doesn't the Toad say something about people being sealed in the castle walls? Not to mention the painting being front and center and the fact that it ripples when you approach it.

user it should really say "not for VCR" on the box, you cannot dispute this. I can't tell you how many games I bought that I had to return when I realized they don't work on VCR.

you're not discussing game design philosophy. you're just having an autistic screeching break down.

I explained this multiple times. I would gladly engage in your discussion but this video game doesn't work on VCR.

it's so poorly designed I have never even played it.

It’s just bait

You know you’re supposed to rewind before you can play, right?

fucking faggot retard bought VCR when betamax had all the games.

enjoy your nogaems life

so I took your suggestion and wow thanks for trolling me. Now my vcr is broken.
oh it's just bait? explain that to my broken vcr you jerks.

Do you even know who millenials are?

>Americans, Americans never change.

Yes

because millennials are retarded and cant cook

You mean Zoomers. Millenials had no problem figuring this game out.

Interestingly enough, I know an "Alpha" that had no problem either.
It's probably just the Zoomers, yeah. Between '95 and 2010 apparently only idiots were born.

I was born in 96 and had no troubles beating the DS version as a kid.

I think people born post 9/11 are the problem.

NES/SNES boomers also have tons of trouble with N64 games, particularly the Zeldas.

>NES/SNES boomers
That's "Gen X". A weird bunch.
Neither have the experience of the Boomers, nor the youthfulness of Millennials.