>Mario is sad
Tell him a joke to cheer him up Zig Forums.
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Every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized
my friend's bakery burnt down the other day, now his business is toast
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look at this funny video game humor
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The doctor told me I had a couple of weeks to live, but then I ate a 1-up wahoo ba-ding ba-ding ya ya ya ya ya yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyahooo
These aren’t jokes these are just franchises.
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WHY-A DID THE MONKEY FALL-A OUTTA THE TREE?
BECAUSE IT WAS-A DEAD.
wtf bros mario is evil???
Women's rights
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What made him sad
Did he finally realize that he will never be better than chad luigi
You’re on Zig Forums, what other kind of humor were you expecting?
Sex
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Luigi isn’t a chad he’s a cocksleeve.
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Mario Sports Superstars for the Nintendo 3DS
haha, thanks user
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Are you superstitious?
No?
Then lend me $13
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All toasters toast toast.
A guy walks into a bar.
He says "ow".
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Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench ? a park bench can support a family.
trans rights
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Dude what if peach had SEX???
and mushrooms were DRUGS????