He's buying a ps5

>He's buying a ps5
>He's buying a sexbox
>He's buying a 3080
Why? There's literally nothing good to fucking play. There's NOTHING. No reason to buy a next gen console. THERE. ARE. NO. GAMES. Nothing. Can't think of a single game I give a fuck about coming out in the next gen. Enjoy your $500 paperweights.

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based thread. i just spend 16 hours on Zig Forums nowadays. there are no games to play anymore.

I'm buying a Switch Pro.

Fucking gay retarded idiot

>sipperfag upset no one cares about his cringe cyberpunk posting
>has to go be mad at something else

I will enjoy both thanks.

>buying anything
Lol I didn't even pay for my own PC

>Why?
Cyberpunk 2077

>he's buying food
Just grow your own lol.

Yeah, I'm thinking you're seething.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>*S-SLURP!!! SLURP!!! IT DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE EVERY POSSIBLE FEATURE EVER! SLURP!*

I mostly eat and sleep
maybe an audio lecture or nothing at all

Not on new consoles, made for PS4 so you don't need a brand-new card

>he's buying clothes
Um, guys, you know you can just sew your own right?

yup, these people are just eternal consumers.

I don't get it either, I'm just now considering getting a PS4. Not sure if the pro is worth it though.

You're not buying clothes, you're buying a minecart to ride an non-existing track.
And when the rail is finally laid, the thing will cost like half of the price.

I'm paying $70 for Best Souls.

this is a great metaphor

No, you're paying $570 on something that is 50/50 of overheating and/or being loud as fuck.
While you could just wait and pay $350 for a much better battle tested hardware that does the same shit but have a LOT more games.

You seriously need to cope.

Don't care, still ridin with Biden

>no argument

Dilate.

No i don't, your money is yours, spend all you want. but you're still doing a shitty deal, just like people that bought the Xbox 360 on launch.

Can’t afford a 3080 switch and PS5? The absolute state of banklets

Why you don't have an X68000 then? are you so poor you can't afford a rare japanese computer?

>PS5
for what?

I got plenty of games I want to play. To each their own friend, hope you find someone you enjoy someday.

Name 5 that require a PS5 instead of what you already got

>every game I currently play on my xbone X will run the same or better on my Xbox SEX

Why wouldn't I buy it. Maybe I'll go back and play GTA 4 at 60 fps or just continue playing the games I currently play with a better experience. The absolute state of next gen doomers confused why people are buying something that provides a better user experience than their current one.

im buying a 3090

When did Shazam posters become so based?

>no one has posted a game yet

Shazam is a good superhero movie.

You need to be 18 to post here

>>He's buying a sexbox

I play like 1-2 games per year. Battlefield, Gran Theft Auto, RDR, Elder Scrolls. All I need.

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Based, I am getting one to play SMT V