Has Zig Forums ever been this BTFO before?

you sound sad, almost tormented

i played it
kinda sucks in the beginning ngl

cope

Its a godawful soulless hash-job clone of BotW without the game design.

Its a money sink. The game is a free-to-play mobile chinkshit DESIGNED to be an infuriating progression-locked grindfest to play unless you spend real money.

There's a reason there isn't a single review on Metacritic. Because its not a real video game.

*ahem*
chinese spyware :^)

Is that true?

you're crying though

cringe and dilatepilled

watch the nintendies praise it to be the best game ever once it's on switch

>its not a real video game.

This.

American games are filled to the brim with spyware. Maybe people should start boycotting them.

why don't you just play koikatsu instead of a bait gacha grindfest with no depth

based

>Because its not a real video game.
It's a videogame, even more so if you compared it to other gachas.
>b-but you have to pay to get characters!
but you can choose not to and have a 100% free game.
Game is not a masterpiece, is just decent and leagues better than most gachas "gameplay"

Kree is the next banner right?

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I can't think of anything sadder than shilling on Zig Forums

based BOTW clone

I really REALLY want to fuck Sucrose.

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>but you can choose not to and have a 100% free game

Yeah but its designed to be shit unless you spend money. Its not designed as a video game. Its design to suck money out you.

I can play Angry Birds without spending money too but that shit gets tedious pretty quick.

I wish they had just made a normal game and charged $60 bucks for it. We could have had a decent BotW knockoff.

>Stealing BotW's aesthetic and gameplay wasn't enough
>Have to steal its meme format too
No one even has to make jokes at your expense. You do it to yourselves.

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When you censor the use of a name because someone showed google analytics which showed Taiwan as its own country, which it is, you show that you're fragile as all fuck and are ripe for being made fun of.

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I don't understand the people that defend this game. Assuming you actually played it, are you just ignoring how mindless and boring it is or do you actually just have taste that bad?

Absolutely based. Sorry about your 3 day, though. Fuck jannies and fuck the CCP.

It's viral marketing. Someone is making money here, and no matter how undesirable this site may seem, it's a definite fact that companies will still pay people to shill here to make sure they're capitalizing everywhere possible. And the worst part is that people fall for it.

If it didn't have gacha elements that invalidated your characters each month I would play it. But the game is built to be a massive money sink. Sure you can play all the solo elements without dropping money but anything that requires a party later on needs the higher end character pulls.

the landlords had it coming

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