Hey guys it's me Johnny Leakstein. I just got info about the latest Nintendo direct which will be coming out some time this decade. Here's what's gonna go down
>Direct kicks off with a trailer for Metroid Prime 4 >All that's shown off is the story which takes place 100 years after Other-M >A few ports shown off: SFV, Dead Space, Halo Reach, Nino Kuni 2, and Death Stranding >A small segment is taken showing off Pokemon info, a Digimon crossover is announced to be in the works for sword and shield >Entire Kingdom Hearts series announced to be being ported >Smash reveal-It's Ushio from the hit visual novel Clannad. The stage is a funeral home. >A reveal trailer is shown for Mario 64 Remastered, game is an HD remake of Mario 64 with similar graphics to The Last Of Us. Game is shown to be made using Unreal engine >A few games are announced: Advanced Wars reboot, WarioWare remaster, new Klonoa game, GTA 6, Elder Scrolls 6, Crazy Taxi RPG, and LEGO Atlus Shrugged >Suddenly a "special guest" is brought on to reveal a new game >It's Reggie >He looks right into the camera and says >”If you don't reply to this thread with "Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur" you will die in your sleep.” >More ports are shown off: Forza, Persona 3,4, and 5, Orange Box Collection, GTA 5, Degrees of Lewdity, Ratchet and Clank trilogy, and Stellaris >Next comes a trailer (with gameplay) of BOTW2. >Gameplay features include: Turn based combat, FPS mechanics, Ubisoft open world system, VR support, Lego minifigure customization, and all of the previous games features. >The direct ends with a smash reveal, the next fighter is the protagonist of the iconic SNES game: Ardy Lightfoot
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
Jack Bennett
No no more heroes 3? This is how I know this is a leak. Listen, you need to leave. Just open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur
Leo Rodriguez
How would a Metroid game be 100 years after anything? Samus is not Link she doesn't get reborn
Luke Morgan
>"Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur" you will die in your sleep.” >>More ports are shown off: Forza, Persona 3,4, and 5, Orange Box Collection, GTA 5, Degrees of Lewdity, Ratchet and Clank trilogy, and Stellaris >>Next comes a trailer (with gameplay) of BOTW2. >>Gameplay features include: Turn based combat, FPS mechanics, Ubisoft open world system, VR support, Lego minifigure customization, and all of the previous games features. >>The direct ends with a smash reveal, the next fighter is the protagonist of the iconic SNES game: Ardy Lightfoot
Robert Roberts
Did you miss >Smash reveal-It's Ushio from the hit visual novel Clannad. The stage is a funeral home.
Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur
Jace Thompson
Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur
Jackson Smith
>”If you don't reply to this thread with "Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur" you will die in your sleep.” >More ports are shown
Christian Nelson
Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur