You will never have a brother that loves you as much as Mario loves Luigi

You will never have a brother that loves you as much as Mario loves Luigi.

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my brother died four years ago in a car accident so yeah i guess i wont huh

Mario fucking hates Luigi

I am all the love in the world. There is no love except through me.

Not true, my brother is my best friend and i’d be extremely lonely without him. I pity single children hard.

go to bed jesus

Still wild that Martinet lied about working as a Ronald McDonald.

After getting abused by my brother in my childhood years like forcing me to step on glass, stomping on my head, making me taste colone by spraying it in my mouth, and farting in my face, I rather wish I was a single child.

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I'm sorry user. I'm close with my brothers and think all the time about how broken I'd be if something happened to one of them.

I cannot imagine anything more cucked than having two daughters

Two adopted daughters

I'm glad I was raised as an only child. Having a sibling always sounded like a hassle.

My brother does.

Didn't Woody Allen adopt a Chinese girl and then start fucking her when she grew up?

lol get reck

from two different fathers

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LUIGI DOESN’T DESERVE IT

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doubt he waited that long

YIKES THEY SHOULD BE GAY OR I AM PROTESTING NINTENDO

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I have a brother and he once sucked my dick so I don't think we're far off.

Mario's a cunt
Luigi doesn't deserve that shit

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It's my brother's birthday today, actually.
He's my best friend, he and my sister are my only friends.

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My brother gave me $1,300 in 2005. I gave him $100,000 in 2020. So yeah, my brother loves me more than Mario loves Luigi.

my bros are some sad cunts but I try to guide them right when I see them fucking up like I did. being oldest is hard, theres no one to look up to when you're at the top.

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Hate to reply to a w*j*k poster but in pal regions they added "bros" to some of their rpgs titles (paper jam to paper jam bros, dream team to dream team bros) to not bring suspicion that theyre gay

My brother literally fucked my asshole, but you don't see me complaining. Get over it faggot.

lol you've had poo particles in your mouth.

But my twin and I own a house together and we're doing fine

We talking about the same Mario who steps on Luigi's foot when he wins a tennis tournament?

You suck his dick yet?

i hate nintendo fans. i really, really do