New cyberpunk teaser with Keanu

this was cringy.

still gonna sell 25 million copies and get 10/10 reviews.

Why does Keanu always talks like he just doesn't want to be there? Even in movies. His voice is just so like "why am I here?"

>white boi
What is your problem?

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Viddygames are for kids. What do you expect?

dilate

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>zoomercore music

He's got a tragic backstory.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT KEANU CHUNGUS?!?!
THE HECKIN BREATH TAKING WHOLESOME 100 CHONKER?!?!?!?!?!

It's funny how between the span of Keanu's reveal in Cyberpunk 2077, to the release, Keanu's perfect lovable aura has been demolished and people are making memes about him because people are starting to get sick of it.

>billie eilish
cyberpunk is pozzed as fuck now lol

>It's funny how between the span of Keanu's reveal in Cyberpunk 2077, to the release, Keanu's perfect lovable aura has been demolished and people are making memes about him because people are starting to get sick of it.
Dude, you and your 3 discord friends not liking him doesn't mean "people are starting to get sick of it"

What went wrong lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=DvVjkqB3LH0

In 2077 - what makes someone a criminal?
Getting cucked!

this game went downhill in Zig Forums's eyes once Keanu "UR BREATHTAKING xD" happened. It was set in stone that this game no matter how good it is would be deemed shit as it had attained normalfag status as the hit game to buy for all the dudebros and female gamurs, the enemies of Zig Forums.

I'm still getting it

Explain the popular "keanu chungus" ironic meme posting then.
Or do you think all those posts were done by just 4 people?
Based schizo.

well people were already concerned when they announced that Grimes would be a character in this game youtube.com/watch?v=mrZC1Jcv0dw

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>popular
lol

People where ripping it before that. Keanu was just the icing on the cake. There's been red flags for years.

Yes.
"Keanu Chungus" has been the go-to phrase to mock reddit users and reddit meme culture for a while now.

I’m still buying Cyberpunk

cast him

Who's spamming this on every board?

I pre-ordered Cyberpunk 2077 on GOG
I bought the book The World of Cyberpunk 2077
I pre-ordered the Cyberpunk 2077: The Complete Official Guide-Collector's Edition

you have a problem with that, faggot?

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OH MY GOD IT'S A FAMOUS PERSON YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

Do you have the same problem with literally the concept of movies and theatre?

Americans and taking too long.

haha ok dude, if you say so.
good luck on your discord server!

Based

idris elba

Thank you for conceding.

>People where ripping it before that.
There was nothing to rip before that and in fact the initial response to the E3 gameplay reveal was still positive. Before sunposting started.

>Do you have the same problem with literally the concept of movies and theatre?
HOLY SHIT THIS

JUST SO MUCH FUCKING THIS

VIDEO GAMES AND MOVIES ARE THE SAME THING SO YOUR POINT IS TOTALLY WELL FOUNDED AND A VALID AND POIGNANT REBUTTAL!!!

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is this satire, what the fuck is that music?

Whoever he is, he's butthurt.

What do you expect from a TV ad ?

Just because your circlejerk uses it doesn't mean it's popular user, Zig Forums fucking hates cyberpunk 2077, but that doesn't mean it won't sell like a motherfucker. To be contrarian you have to be contrary to a popular thing

Literally the first I've heard of it but anyway anything to mock reddit users seems like it's by definition something the unpopular kids do

They already have the young male audience
They are now targeting the female audience

Fucking hell Keanu is aging fast, 5 years ago he still looked immortal.

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Stop acting like a retard for one second and answer the question. When you watch a movie, does the fact that the events on the screen are portrayed by actors who are only pretending detract from your ability to immerse yourself in the story?

Don't set him off

Nothing is less cyberpunk than dull corporate sponsorship and celebrity endorsements.

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based cyberchad

Zig Forums is not one person, and one person having a colossal, spammy spergout in every CP77 thread does not mean the hundreds of thousands of users visiting the board share his opinion.
For goodness' sake.

Actually it's completely cyberpunk, just not shown as something good.

>Just because your circlejerk uses it doesn't mean it's popular user
It's not a circlejerk.
I see keanu chungus get used everywhere.
>To be contrarian you have to be contrary to a popular thing
Keanu Reeves IS popular, you fucking dunce.

this is why Zig Forums complains change nothing
People here might have a brain
But the mass consooomer doesn't
He sees Keanu make a funny joke and then his day is fullfilled

Except it is extremely cyberpunk.

This game is either oddly anosognosic or it does everything on purpose. Also the connections to Johnny Mnemonic is why Reeves is doing this.

Could you be any more pretentious?

>I see keanu chungus get used everywhere.
Everywhere you go, which is the ass end of the internet prolly

>People here might have a brain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Stop acting like a retard for one second and answer the question. When you watch a movie, does the fact that the events on the screen are portrayed by actors who are only pretending detract from your ability to immerse yourself in the story?
THIS

SO MUCH FUCKING THIS

GAMES AND MOVIES ARE THE SAME THING

WHEN SPIDER MAN QUIPPED TO DIE HARD MAN AND THEN ELLIE WENT ON A TEN MINUTE RANT ABOUT BIGOT SANDWICHES I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!!!

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I’ve got the book and preordered the game but why would I want a guide? I don’t want no handholding.

Blade Runner had prominent Coca Cola ads in it.

You can't say that

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>Could you be any more pretentious?

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Jesus Christ, Zig Forums is a brain disease. You either inoculate yourself to this madness, or succumb. Your case has progressed to the terminal stage.

Reminder that all this shilling is here because Melvin Capital Management run by (((Steven Cohen))) is betting against CDPR.
pic related short sales list

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>I see keanu chungus get used everywhere.
Yes, YOU see it, doesn't mean everyone does, it's not popular
>Keanu Reeves IS popular, you fucking dunce.
Exactly my point you retard lol
>People here might have a brain
the absolute state of this board

The music does not fit.

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Only a counter shill would care about this

>I'm still buying cyberpunk 2077
Good for you. Nice to know you like to buy shit.
>and so should you
LMAO fuck off kike

There's always a damn Jew trying to fuck things up.

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reminder

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i got the guide but will only read it after 2-3 playthroughs. i just like reading guides.

>anything to mock reddit users seems like it's by definition something the unpopular kids do
Redditors have become a huge punching bag on social media recently.

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