OH NO NO NO

Neat, where can we pirate it?

They even complain that Crash Warped is too hard.

Crash Warped

CRASH WARPED. TOO HARD.

didn't this happened with the remaster too?

You can definitely PIRATE it In Alt Tawna's dimension

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Not really. It's pretty much the standard for them.

Holy shit I honestly wasn't expecting more than 85 for this, considering it's classic gameplay and it's hard as fuck.

We're going home, Crash bros.

And CTR until someone told them the point of the game is to powerslide and not just drive around the tracks at normal speed.

>game journos are still shit in games
lmao

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If your review says the game is too hard, your review doesn't count. simple as.

I don't really care much about Crash but seeing a decently high budget platformer succeed is very nice. If it can get more games of the kind made, great.
There's never enough platformers, especially in these days

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They aren't wrong. It's hard to stay awake with that game.

just get one of those mexican codes that let you play the games off line

I thought this game was gonna be a disaster.
Damn. Maybe I will pick it up.

I should see this as only good but with how many threads over the years about scores have been made I could see this specific score getting people say it's great and others saying Crash fans got BTFO or something dumb like this.

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Really nice.

>>Polygon compares it to Dark Souls and complains its too hard
Really?

>there's always that one low-score review complaining about the game being too hard

fuck this shit

See

i swear to god Carlos

But I bet Mario outsells it by 10 million lmao cope Snoy fags

Even star wars squadrons got over 80 in metacritic. Lets face it its not a measure of game quality.

>and others saying Crash fans got BTFO or something dumb like this.
That only happens when a Nintendo game is in the 80s.

yes

Sonic chads always win

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You sonyfags need to calm down with the console wars.

that happens with every game in this board

Every Nintendo game. Otherwise its treated as a good review.

To be fair, the extra motorcycle and plane stages ARE hard.

>it's only nintendo bro
nigga please, there were hundreds of OH NONONO threads KH3, some for that tushima game, RE3 Remake, doom eternal now Crash, every game gets the same treatment unless it's a 90+

the plane stages are ez af

the motorcycle stages can go die in a fire seriously who the fuck thought these were a good idea

It's a huge relief to see a NEW Crash game get above a fucking 80 in this day and age. I feel Crash may actually be back for real this time.

>enough strong mechanics to seem fair

What does this even? You have a double jump AND a slide you can jump out of in MID-AIR if you time it right. You even have a highlight shadow circle to tell you where you're landing, what more could you need?

>can still get 86 without switch scores and with retarded journalists who cant get past world one
OH NO NO NO

>there were hundreds of OH NONONO threads KH3,
Someone has a thin skin.

It's the easiest of the trilogy by a pretty big margin.