SMASH BROS RP

Steve minecradt

Mario: time to take a piss

Pichu: Mmmm yes very pungent my dear :) haha

NIGGER: BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA

why the fuck did this get me

*DK

Mario: Who is Steve going to be rooming with?

Mii Gunner:

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You imagined Pichu saying it

Battler: MAGIC ISN'T REEEEEAAAAAALLL

Donkey Kong: BLACK LIVES MATTER! I CANT BRETHE!

BigBlockCock

Chungus: Big Chungus time 100

Joker from the Persona 5 series: something witty.

Keanu Reeves: No Steve, you're breathtaking!

Young Link: Hella f*cking epic my dudes! *does the floss dance from Epic Game's Fortnite*

oooooooo oooooOOOOOOOOHHH AHAHAHAHAHAH OOOOOOOOOOO O OOOO OOO BANNANA AAHAHH AAAHA AHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOO O OO Ooo ooo

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Lucario: BLUUUUUUUUEEEEE BAAAAAALLZZZZZZ

Pikachu: Pikachu Pikachu

Wario: OH MAH GAAAAWWWD

BEING YOUNG HAS NEVER BEEN THIS REFRESHING

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Zig Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Zig Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Peter Griffin: Oh my god is that Sans from Undertale?!

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Sonic: Wait, that blockhead's seriously coming here? I was expecting Crash to show up!

Diddy Kong: DAS ROOIIIGHHT

Sans from the Undertale series: hello yu wan bad tim ;^3

Luigi: Who invites the filthy gaijin character? Wauuugh!

Red: WOAAAH A TALKING POKEMON?! I GOTTA CATCH IT! *throws Master Ball*

Reddit: Minecraft good!

GUH GUH GUH GUH UHH GUH UH GUH UH GUH UH GUH
BREE BRR BREE BREE REE BREE RBEEE BREE BREE REE
GUH GUHG UH UH GUH GUH UH GUH
BRE REER BRE RBRE BREREEGUL
GU-HUH!

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Simon: Richter, get the cross! young link and inkling are missing again

These aren’t smash characters

your mom was a smash character last night

HI GUYS

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not yet...

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BREEE BREE BREEE BREE
GUHGUH GUH UH GU HUH GUH HU
*victory animation plays*
GU-HUH

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Steve?

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Welcome! Here's your obligatory box of hate mail. Feel free to ignore it completely.

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Heh... hello kiddo

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His mom: he's right user, I was smashed so hard last night I got pregnant...and Steve's the father!

Steve: WELL, WELL, WELL! If it isn't my old arch-nemesis! Banjoke!

jesse

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Jonesy: Heh, good to have another builder on the fighter pass.

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HYEAH HYEH HAAAA

*alright which one of you took a dump in bed?

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big chungus: big chungus oooh nah nah

steve: *installs the poop mod*