Look at all this cope

Minecraft-kun... I kneel...

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Switch the faces and then it’s correct

Banjo got in 16 months ahead of Steve

At least he doesn't have this nightmarish CG model.

OH BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES

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Don't drag Vegeta into this you candyass roodypoo.

Sloppy seconds after Banjo LMAO You've got nothing to be smug about

THERE HE GOES AGAIN. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?!

Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little steve thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Zig Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Steve model, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Zig Forums posting about a FUCKING model. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic steveposter NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "*burps*HAHAHA SEETHING FAGGOT HAHAHA” You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be. Forever...

16 months

Steve will be top tier. Banjokes simply got a running start

Who is the perfect mii skin to accompany Steve? Me, I would like the Knight from Hollow Knight.

We fucking did it Stevechads

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Good, I hated Grotesque Steve. And Steve shouldn't have joined Smash at all all because of these selfish bratty man children that were formed by Mickey and Trump AKA the worst two men to ever exist!

>all this cope

Yup, I'm thinking it's over for Banjoids!

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Who is this, I did not see this abomination get into Smash. I know Steve from Minecraft did, not this piece of shit.

>this is now canon
Woah...

The mental gymnastics is baffling
>STEVE WILL NEVER BE IN
>W-w-well maybe he is in BUT-

You will never erase the embarrassment of being bested by Banjo

Remember who was chosen first. You Blockheads were an afterthought, forced by Nintendo, and will be regarded as the dirty pitstain of the roster. Cope forever, for Banjo always wins.

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cope

First off fuck your game and your playerbase
Smash side when we ride we shit eggs on your face
You claim to be a winner but I got in Smash
We bust on seething Stevies, kiss my ass

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His announcement is legitimately the most hilarious thing that's happened to Zig Forums this year. Could you imagine how good the "GOOD MOOOOOORNING Zig Forums" user feels right now?

Cope, they kept the best for last, no one cares about Bajoke

>best for last
>2nd out of 6 in the 2nd fighter pass

Reminder that Steve is shaping up to be meta while Banjoke is E tier at best.

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