That'll be $69.99 plus tax plus tip

Why are her eyes different colors?

It's David Bowie.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochromia_iridum

>Our character has heterochromia, aren't they unique?

I’m not buying this dyke shit you filthy fucking tranny.

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>heterochromia

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Sorry, not interested in post menopause ladies.

Sorry, but I'll be pre-ordering the better space game.

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I'M AN ALLIGATOR

Yeah, same here. Can't wait for the 2026 release.

Xe is so special!

> roguelike metroid
Might check it out

People on this board keep saying that white women fuck dogs. Almost every siberian husky has heterochromatic eyes. OP's pic is the future offspring.

This looks like the most no fun allowed. Just begging to be taken serious

Game looks based but I really wonder what they were thinking with that mc. Aren't astronauts usually pretty young?

i thought this was michael cera from the thumbnail

>That'll be $69.99 plus tax plus tip.
I wish.

Its 80€ ($94). Thanks snoy.

That's wrong though. The actual gameplay unironically looks fun. Like a fast moving 3rd person bullet hell roguelite shmup.
Which is why it's so funny. The super serious drama narrative and 50 year old Karen just doesn't gel with the actual genre of the game.

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why cant we have this

>heterochromia
this shit barely looks good in anime, why the fuck did they try this ugly shit with an even uglier western design?

Why not? you dont see too many older women looking like ava. Mommy ava in a space suit with her fat milkers stretchin her suit out would be based.

well... why doesn't she?

Get laid dude

Housemarque makes cool games, this one might be neat too even if the MC is a horrible choice

>white
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
And yet why does this still look so pozzed?

Ahh yes, the huge audience to play as old nasty ugly women in action games.

old
ellen degeneres haircut

I'm excited for Returnal
But I won't be playing it on a 70$ station lmao, I will get that sweet 60 buck price tag on PC, maybe even less if I preorder or wait a few months after release

Because your mind has been melted by disgusting American pop culture so your brain tells you she's ugly.

>Two colour eyes
I always have found that gimmick dumb.

joke's on you
my mind has been melted by Korean pop music

It’s cute on lolis

if she had grey hair and some flavor of bob cut she'd be a great gilf.

It's set in the future.
And all the science I don't understand, it's just my job 5 days a week

*Only works on lolis

Not chad, can't.