WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING?

How is Mojang so shit at updating the ONLY game they make that people give a shit about? 3 reskins to vote on, awesome!

Moobloom is the worst and gayest, by the way. If you disagree, you probably unironically posted about wholesome trans bees

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Why do they keep doing this voting stuff?
Just implement everything

They've always been so fucking slow.
When they added bees everyone was going crazy, but how do you look passed the fact that the game has been out for 8 years and they are JUST NOW adding fucking bees... and nothing else of substance.

>JUST NOW
was there a demand for bees?

Ive wondered this as well. Its like you just dont get the content that doesnt get voted on. What??

No. Thats the point. The fact that something so meaningless was a huge focus of an update when there are so many other things that still need updating, even after nearly a decade. Minecraft is a game where they just need to keep adding more and more shit and they cant go wrong, yet updates are so few and far between.

There's so much useless shit in the game too. Poisonous potatoes are still completely useless.

It's honestly pathetic. They know how easy these would be to add, but they refuse to add more than one at a time. Just add all the fucking re-textured mobs from that stupid earth game and be done with it.

Hard to say

Look faggot, I don't care for another Pillager variant. We only have ONE COW in the game and ONE SQUID.
Honestly just scrap Iceolodogooeodger and add Moobloom and Squid. Cow would be great for Bee farms and Squid sounds like comfy addition for underwater bases.

*AHEM*

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Oh yeah, THAT happened.
Squid it is then

I don't get this picture. Did they release some shitty 2d minecraft?

No, just some promotional images for a vote

Minecraft is a golden example of how games can be immensely damaged by going "viral". This title sold millions before it was barely out of alpha. Millions of people dropping twenty bucks to plod along in a cube world where water didn't even obey the law of gravity. You just can't sell something so incomplete, so many times and maintain the drive to finish it. And now the entire premise that minecraft failed to realize is plagued by early access scams.

>best selling game of all time
>making a big deal out implementing a single mob
>not even bothered to design/model something interesting, just a bunch of skins
>yet more inconsequential additions like pandas and foxes

You do realize this is just a little teaser and not actually the sole defining feature of the upcoming version, right?

>Moobloom is the worst and gayest, by the way. If you disagree, you probably unironically posted about wholesome trans bees
Yes.

The next update is the cave update right? They've been dragging their feet on that for so long it better be good

Mountain Update

are you serious? fucking mountains instead of caves and mining which haven't been changed in like 5 years

Yeah I wish I was kidding, they will make larger mountains with snowy tops, deep snow that slows you down and some goats that live there, that's all lmao.

why cant they just fucking update both how hard would it be to just add some more mobs and textures like its the most popular game of all time owned by one of the richest companies of all time. They can make shit without having it take 3 years for like 4 things of subtance

Updating the very top and bottom of overworld? Now that would be kino

I'm always astounded by the sheer scale of some modpacks like Sevtech or RLcraft done by autists in their spare time.
Then you look at paid "professionals" at Mojang and they manage to release a new skin for squids after 6 months of work.

Imo, minecraft should be longer on the Y axis than X.

I mean, obviously the X is fucking infinite. But its interesting how not actually deep the game is. You can go from bedrock to surface to peak in like 15 minutes.

Cave update was hopefully expand that A LOT. Add waaay more ores and... Cave biomes? Like in the nether.

And honestly, this has been shit I've been asking for since like 2013. The fact it hasn't been done yet is incredibly stupid.

Cave biomes is something everyone wants, I want giant fucking caverns with stalagmites, cave monsters etc.

Blame microsoft

how the fuck is playing 1.5.2 with mods still gives you more content than what you have in current minecraft?

the best thing is, there was a bug that made bees wander too far away from their hive and they got lost.. which they didnt catch in any of their "bug testing" and neither did they release a hotfix or anything. only got fixed in the next major update 1.16

especially since they come up with texture, model and especially the concept for these mobs for the vote already but then just scrap it

mojang is incompetent af is all

>endermites
added on a whim just to annoy the player when enderpearling

Wrong thread I will delete it lol

Microsoft is lazy and incompetent

Who knows, it might be a mountain AND cave update.

Something something Peak and Pit Update