Who /slytherin/ here?

Based slytherin chads

friendly reminder that voldemort fought against the stagnation of magical society, the dilution of magical blood via state-sanctioned interbreeding with muggles and muggle-borns and against the ridiculous statute of secrecy. all of these things are pushed by the (((ministry))) in order to bring about the eventual blood-genocide of all wizards, leaving only a few magical elites to rule over endless masses of squib and muggle slaves. Voldemort and his heroic Death Eaters were the last warriors who fought against this conspiracy, they fought so that magical blood would never disappear from this Earth.
We must secure the existence of our blood and a future for magical children
Heil Voldemort

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when are they gonna show more footage?
i really hope the character customization is like some extensive shit ala black desert or some shit

Nobody is ever going to support an alliance with trannies if it means abstaining from joy and convenience, faggot

snakechads get in, gryffincels, cravenclaws and fucklepuffs get OUT

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We just had a tranny hate thread reach bump limit a few minutes ago, are we having another one already?

You're not funny

I get the tranny reference, but keeping pure magic bloodlines will eventually make those wizard inbreed freaks that die at age 21 at most and have a lot of down's syndrome

I'm slytherin into your mom

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Why would I boycott? What's going on?

It astounds me that people on this board are willing to spend so many posts talking about the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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It was never about Pure-Blood Supermacy, user
Voldemort himself was a Half-Blood, as were most Death Eaters. Their goal was simply to ensure the continued existence of magical blood, which would eventually disappear if wizards continued to breed with Muggles and Mudbloods. It is no coincidence that most squibs are born to a muggle or muggleborn parent.

wandlets, woodlets, and niggerins get out.
rowling won't feel shit from you boycotting the game. the only people you're hurting are the devs who use their weeks, months, and years on this earth making the game. want to hit her where it hurts? boycott her books and everything else she has put influence on. fuck outta here.

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>the ridiculous statute of secrecy.
What is ridiculous is how fast the wizards would be annihilated by muggles if they suddenly became public knowlegde
No spell is gonna save them from current muggle military tech

>black walnut
>thinks he can call others woodlets
fuck off back to your treehouse, badger boy
exactly. the statue of secrecy was designed to keep wizard-kind stagnant and weak, skulking in the shadows like freaks instead of proudly displaying their power for all the world to see. now the muggles have become more powerful than we, and we are completely helpless, more so every year as the number of squibs begins to overtake real witches and wizards, due to increased breeding with muggles and mudbloods. Voldemort died trying to prevent this.

But do not lose hope, my friends! We can recapture the greatness and power of Witchcraft and Wizardry which our ancestors once enjoyed, and we of magical blood can take our rightful place at the head of the world! In the name of your blood, to which you belong, and in the name of our Dark Lord, who we also obey;
Lord Voldemort, sieg heil!

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Hufflepuff is easy mode for casuals.

All other houses have distinct and unique traits and starting stats.

I missed this one.

Lol Great Gatsby in God tier?

>has all the money in the world
>still a cuck

10/10 complete poetry

>No multiplayer
FUCKING DROPPED

Hufflechads report in

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tu puta madre

>Less common than the standard walnut wand, that of black walnut seeks a master of good instincts and powerful insight. Black walnut is a very handsome wood, but not the easiest to master. It has one pronounced quirk, which is that it is abnormally attuned to inner conflict, and loses power dramatically if its possessor practises any form of self-deception. If the witch or wizard is unable or unwilling to be honest with themselves or others, the wand often fails to perform adequately and must be matched with a new owner if it is to regain its former prowess. Paired with a sincere, self-aware owner, however, it becomes one of the most loyal and impressive wands of all, with a particular flair in all kinds of charmwork.
sounds like protagonist shit to me, niggerin. also im in ravenclaw, hufflepuff couldn't handle my wandingo.

your gay buddy Voldemort was a mudblood
#TeamGrindelwald