So user let's talk about your hobbies

>so user let's talk about your hobbies
>uhh, i like to video games and anim-
>ohh, that's nice, let me take a quick bathroom break ok

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I dont think there's a bath in a restaurant

damn girl how much did those cost you

she shits in a bag because of bbc blown out her anus cavity
she photoshops her pics
she has a s0yb0y as a bf
her nose is kino though

Who is this supposed to be

i hate you mongoloids using kino as a substitute for based or nice.

How many times are you going to post this thread?

you can pirate photoshop, user

>she shits in a bag because of anal
The body can be quite fragile at times

*eats all the macaroons*

>she shits in a bag because of bbc blown out her anus cavity
nah, she got a genetic disease

Shiftymine, or Shittymine as i like to call her.

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cope

shiftymine

My hobby are suckin milk out of booby mmmm

ok give me the sauce of the black man destroying her ass, i'm waiting

>user let's talk about your hobbies
>your hobbies
>your

have you ever been on a date?
since when the girl is more interested in me rather than talking about herself ??
also lie, are you stupid?

shouldve done her kegel exercises with Zig Forums approved buttplugs

cuck alert

She has crohns and has a shit bag. Would not bang.

>mfw telling a hardcore peace and love hippy type girl I hunt and when I do hunt, I take my dogs with me and they often take out prey before I can
>she looked absolutely horrified
We still dated for a few months.

You can say almost anything you want to a woman if you're attractive and can make her laugh, anons.

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you forgot that her ass is non-existant

those hamburgers are tiny

sour because gaming is your only "hobby" ?

nah, I am waiting for proof of your claim
but comeon, we know you lied

Are you going to rub your pussy? Would you like me to assist you, madame?

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Breasts. Big nice milk filled breasts. I want to smother my face in them. Motorboat the fuck out of those precious udders. Make memories with her mammaries. I want her lactating all over me.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

i think those are macharons

They yearn to be dominated after all.

Honestly the definition of "attractive" can be a little loose with women, you can be a fucking ham planet as long as you're tall and carry yourself with an air of confidence and security. I'm completely serious. I'm find getting INTO a relationship but the moment my mind shifts into thinking of it as a relationship, insecurity creeps in and I fuck the entire thing. Shit sucks.

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TINY HAMBURGER GANG

oh hey its this thread again
wasn't the other 20 times you posted this good enough for you?

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It's what Zig Forumsniggers deserve for infecting other boards.

Fucking europoors and their small ass burgers.

How is it possible that the thing I love the most in this world is tiddies, yet the thing I hate the most is women? I genuinely do not understand.

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she'd literally look like this if she pulled this face

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duality of man

>"yeah you're excused"
>walk to the bathroom with her
>it's unisex
>we both enter without saying anything
>she goes into the stall
>I offer an emergency tampon I kept in my wallet under the wall
>she graciously accepts it
>we both wash our hands and return to our table
how hard is that?

STOP MAKING FUN OF OUR TINY HAMBURGERS! WE CAN'T HELP IT! It's just 2 cookies with cream in the middle

You love women, you just hate how they are nowadays and they don't like you much... so your love has twisted into contempt

>putting your time and attention in women
men are so simple

thats why people look at the tittites not the eyes

Never been in blind dates, sounds absolutely horrible. All the girls I was with I met at my job or at college and they absolutely knew how I am.

I have been rejecting girls for a while tho, my sister fulfills the same purpose without any of the effort. We are going out to dine tomorrow, we'll he holding hands afterwards

ah dont take too long my moms picking me up soon

women conform to what they see or hear the most
they are very good drones your countries goverment
weak men bring weak times and a womans opionion is based on their mens views
she also gets wet if you are passionate and stick to your views instead of bending them to get with her

tl:dr, just fuck your sister is saves time mindwashing a random hole

I also like watching American tv shows.

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You fucking bitch
Every time I see your face you always go to barhroom. Fuck you doing there

This. Men are much more visual than women. Women choose their mates by how they make them feel. If they feel that you're mentally rock solid no matter what happens, they won't care about your looks.

nigger that's a spic show

she suffers from chrons disease, please understand

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>No need, you can piss in my mouth

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>everyone claps

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make bobs mil;k