The videogame of life

Main objectives
>Get dreamt job
>Get girl
>Have lots or children
>Be happy

Hey guys, how's that run going?
I was doing pretty good but I fucked up and maxed my sister's love for me without realizing. Now she gets jealous whenever I talk to other girls and I really shouldn't complete the other objectives with her, so I guess I'm stuck, was a fun run while it lasted.

I wonder if I can keep her all the way to end game...

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What are you supposed to do if you're already fucked up your run?

>Malaria STILL not nerfed
>Ticks buffed every single patch

>Everyone hypes up world event; flu 2.0
>destroyed in game economy, nothing happens, worst dlc ever.

And the US region fucked up the quest so now we have to wait for them to finish it.

Restart

>rolled character with the autism spectrum disorder debuff
>game is unwinnable
>have to spam antidepressant consumables to keep this softlocked run from hard-locking
This sucks

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lel we're in lobby just shouting nigger nigger nigger

>The videogame of life
The rules are pretty simple actually.

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I'm a Christian, there's no restart.

The game is pretty well made, you can always fix your run.
Fill the chart I took from the wikia, you'll see where you should work to fix it.

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get out with this fairtale from 1960s

Shit brah, I have to find friends now.
Always disliked that subquest.

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You can't JUST get gf or friends. Or even break bad habits. Your knowledge of good things is nothing without your will.

People with active romantic lives frequently end up living in a car after being divorce-raped... or kill themselves after being falsely accused of rape... or are tricked into raising chad's children... or are yelled and insulted on a daily basis, maybe even slapped, and they are totally defenseless against such abuses...
Surrogacy is the best way of having your own family.

>Muh neets
Neets don't really have any choice. Men with no social skills or contacts are totally unemployable.

>You can't JUST get gf or friends. Or even break bad habits
Yet plenty of people do. You're just looking for excuses to not even try.

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>Neets don't really have any choice.
Yet lots of them get out of their neetdom and do something with their lives. You're just looking for an excuse to not even try.

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Dangit, every time I check the lottery numbers, it autosaves. This is dumb.

Shit graphics. When will we get an engine upgrade?

Got the job on lock, but idk how to unlock the relationship activity. Feels like I’m softlocked? Maybe my attractiveness stat is too low. Or maybe the autism debuff. Anyone got a Superior Purging Stone they can send me?

Nigger I do all this shit, doesn't stop me from having mental disorders that make life harder because I was unlucky at conception.

t. retarded normalfag
Nothing in life is guaranteed and your amount of effort is often irrelevant.

>rolled good character
>got random encounter pedophile several times through level 6-12
>also had to face off against level 16-19s when I was level 7-10 in PVP
>character has so many debuffs I can barely get him out of bed in the morning
>more xp and leveling doesn't remove debuffs, have to go to the psychiatry vendor every week to START removing the debuffs, but I also get ANOTHER debuff from going to the meetings
fix this fucking game already holy shit the RNG and matchmaking are atrocious

>your amount of effort is often irrelevant
Yet through efforts, most people achieve their goals. You're just looking for an excuse to not even try.

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Except if you have literal BPD or schizophrenia, most modern ""mental disorders"" are not biological, and sometimes not even real.

>>got random encounter pedophile several times through level 6-12
We got to do something against those homosexual gankers, camping low levels is just pathetic.

I'm a 29yo redneck hardware salesman with a 16yo mexican girlfriend I don't intend to marry

I'm too dumb to translate that into gaming terms

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Do not impregnate her.

>Get dreamt job
Got that going at least. Just gotta get good at the other skills required to get higher Rank 10 wife chances

yeah it gave me a lot of XP but the debuffs just wasn't worth the trade
the female ones keep getting away with it because they rolled big tits and they have the "manipulate children" trait early on
this game is way too fucking unbalanced

Thunder Rosa

Careful with that sex offender penalty

I'm doing pretty well

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