Coworker asks me what games i play

>coworker asks me what games i play

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Tell the truth and tell him you don't.

fpbp, this applies both ironic and unironically

honey select

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Summer Memories

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>Why yes I main Steve in Smash; how did you know?

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>coworker asks me what kind of condoms I buy
a-any anons with the same experience?

Just say meme souls, even normies know about that shit

What do you play? You're among frens here.

they don't even ask me
but once I got asked if I had a waifu

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what kind of condoms does your waifu use

>coworker asks what music I listen to

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>black guy moves into the apartment building
>he asks me if I play video games

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anime condoms

Well? What do you respond?

>I'm an avid gamer but I don't necessarily associate myself with gaming culture. I mostly stick to classic CRPG's that offer deep narratives and complex gameplay mechanics the likes of of Planescape Torment and Baldurs Gate but I've been known to dabble with some of the more contemporary titles such as the Dark Souls series known for its difficulty and high skill ceiling and the Witcher which I applaud for featuring a positive male role model and a rich - beautifully written mythos.

I'm tall and good looking so I can get away with being myself.

>say yes
>we start hanging out and playing vidya
>we become best friends

based

>coworker knows what Kinguin is but has never heard about GOG

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>Coworker drunkenly makes out with me and trys to preasure me into sex
>Other coworker flashes her tits randomly in the office
>Another coworker wears her gym yoga pants in the office twice a week

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>coworker asks me what my past times are

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>boss asks me about my past life

w-what do you work with?

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where the fuck do you work

>boss asks if I was an animal what animal i would be

>female manager lets her hair down and unbuttons top 3 buttons on her shirt and takes her shoes off while talking to me at 6pm after everyone else has gone home

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nice fantasy

>co-worker asks me what I did at the weekend

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>co-workers asks me what I did with my friends lately

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ask her what's her favorite animal crossing villager.

>coworker asks what my favorite touhou doujin is

god I want to be sexually harassed by hot females

>boss asks me how long my dick is
>tell him 17 cm
>he asks for proofs
shit bros why does this keep happening