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>be 13 years old
>girl comes to my house
>she's the daughter of my parent's friends
>my little brother wants to put a racing game
>computer doesn't work
>me acting smug:
>tell them I've got something way better to show them
>girl is curious
>take my pc
>put on the Pokérap song
>girl just stands there with a blank expression
>me singing along trying to ignore the cringe
>girl doesn't speak to me for the entire evening

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your life doesn't exist to entertain whores, user.
I'm thinking, based.

>listening to music from college
>have Pokemon and Persona 4 music on my phone
>the next song is Green Day which I forgot was on my phone and I immediately become self conscious and look around to see if anyone is looking at me

she's getting blacked right now

>first house in the village who got broadband internet
>go to a friend's place
>he still has dial-up
>look up cheats for GTA:SA
>tell him I never had a problem with the site I use for cheats
>a week later, his mom chews him out because of the phone bill

Fuggin zoomies. Back in my day it was cool and unironic to like green dane

Last time I heard of her she went to Romania for some internship in electronic studies and I'm a NEET

That's what you get for trying to impress females. I'm sure you wouldn't have minded if she enjoyed something you don't like.
Thank god we have surrogacy.

To this day I have absolutely no idea why I did this.
Even my LITTLE BROTHER thought it was cringe

Pokerap was always cringe.

None.
I don't do embarrassing things because I'm not autistic.

Holy fuck do you live in fucking Azerbadjan if Romania is considered a step up?

None.
I don't do embarrassing things because I never go outside

and thats how you became a incel?

not him, but kys
Azerbadjan is a great country!

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>ex
I hate normalfags so fucking much

>little girl comes to my house when im 15
>sits on my lap while i play violent video games

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Barring the part where they're about to be pulled into a proxy war and the general corruption that comes with being a former soviet state I have no problem with the Azerbadjani.

You can freely rape women and kill jews in Azərbaycan and easily get away with it. Soon, Hayastan is going to join our crusade, since they've become friends with Erdoğan lately.

>proxy war
They've been at each others throats on their own for ages

A proxy war is when a real conflict gets inflated by outside forces fighting about something other than the original conflict was about. For example turkey doesn't give a shit who gets that piece of land, but they are interested in weakening Armenia which means they support the opposition.

>Last year of high school
>Invite a girl home to have lunch since her mom ditched her at school and she was just there looking sad and depressed
>She's never shown any attention for me but she's giddy
>Parents aren't home
>Make lunch together
>Fuck the lunch up but have fun making it
>Eat our shitty lunch together
>Having a good time.
>She asks to see your room
>She sits on the bed without permission or anything
>Starts talking stuff, puts herself in defenseless positions and shit, literally like pic related
>Giving signals left and right
>We talk a bit
>She has literally NEVER shown any attention for me, so I don't want to do it since I could be taking her signals wrong and all
>End up just playing card games and videogames. Crush her at both because fuck losing to a girl
>Helps me with some chores
>Her mom finally shows up like 6 hours later and she leaves

I blew it, right?

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Fuck off normalfag

I'm a 24 year old virgin

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If you ever flirted with a girl or had a girl showing interest in you, you're a normalfag
Go cry on reddit

If you had fun together than you didn't fuck it up. Being a virgin is a respected quality, imo, unironically.
/t.25y.o. virgin

Did you not see her again ?

>If you ever flirted with a girl or had a girl showing interest in you, you're a normalfag

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>triggered normalfag

>at dance
>go up and start talking to hot sloot
>casual talk, she asks what my favorite movie is
>the matrix! Its about computers, kung fu, and robots
>uuuh ok weirdo and leaves
>see that bitch at the midnight premier of the third movie

I had an online girlfriend once I met on a forum and we cybered once. What does that make me?

Gay, she was a man

Not much but
>Little sister wanted a really expensive game on steam
>She's so cute that melts my heart and makes me give up in the game I wanted just to buy that one for her
>I'm not telling her of course, I just tease her saying how good it looks and what will she do for me if I buy it
>She keeps talking about it while I buy it from my phone
>Then the "you received a gift" window pop ups in her computer with the game and the cute message I wrote for her "love you sis in return I want a kiss

How is that a defenseless? She sees everything you do, you can't properly kick her as the bed makes it hard, she can easily stand up or just hit you with her legs. I think the only way you could beat a person of your size and exp in that position is to pull him by the leg to the floor.

You brought it up before it was normie tier.

Long story but I'll try and make it short
>Be 14
>Go over to new friend's house
>Only knew the guy from school for 2-3 months
>He was new and didn't have many friends
>His dad was scary as fuck
>Ex military built like a damn tank
>His parents have this massive projection screen TV (Exactly like pic)
>Playing N64 In my friend's room on his small ass TV
>His parents are leaving the house for a few hours
>The dad says "Don't go near the living room TV"
>The second the door closes my friend turns to me
>"Hey user let's hook the N64 up to the big screen!"
>Trying to hook the N64 into the back of the TV Is a bitch
>TV is massive and can't get behind it
>It's sitting on a giant table and up semi-high
>Try scooting the TV forward to get behind it
>Feel it suddenly fall forward and off the table
>World's loudest shattering sound as it fell face down
>Sounded like Stone Cold's intro
>We're both in shock at what just happened
>Grab my jacket and bolt the fuck out the door
>Friend starts screaming for me to come back
>Jump on my bike and just go
>He wasn't in school the next few days
>His dad broke his arm and a few ribs
>Dad was arrested and the parents ended up divorcing
>Somehow never got in trouble and just said I was never there
>Never spoke to the friend again

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No you didn't because she wasn't interested and it was all in your head, and one experience in high school wouldn't have saved you from your depressing later years.

h-how old is your sister ???

most girls aren't going to let you stick it in that easily, so based on the vibe that you were getting from her you made the right call

13, her birthday was a couple months ago

>>put on the Pokérap song
>>girl just stands there with a blank expression
>>me singing along
that's pretty much what i expect from Zig Forums

Jesus Cshrist

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