MINECRAFT LIVE IN 20 MINS

>she's still seething
Never ever, stevie

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someone hack the poll and make chillager win

what where even the options where's this poll?

Link.

a flower cow
a snow illager
a glow squid

make the Glow Squid win, i want a another shitty useless mob in the water

>she
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

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youtube.com/watch?v=DWZIfsaIgtE

twitch.tv/minecraft

they're gonna add like 5 things to the game and call it the biggest most epic update of all time

Le gurl gamer with obligatory Nintendo plushies behind her flexing about defeating the ender dragon for the first time... like could they have invited people that actually play this game

I have a 8 and 6 year old kids who I was going to let watch the stream.

Is the stream suitable for kids or is it aimed towards teens/ adults?

get off Zig Forums oldie

these 'community' members make me want to slit my wrist
except shubble
she make my pee pee big

xDD

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It's Minecraft, it should be ok for them.
They know it's for kids.

It seems okay for kids

retard

the last one was pretty much made for kids. They invited some influencer people and made them play games. They also invited some Minecraft YouTuber and I'm 90 % sure those guys were all pedos.

Shut it down

>HOPES
Cave update

>AND EXPECTATIONS
Literally nothing.

if they're bright enough they might actually be useful for underwater lighting

CAVE UPDATE

NEVER
EVER

WhY is some chink band on the screen

appearently they dont actually glow and its like spider/endermen eyes

I hope they make the terrain generation more interesting and completely overhaul caves / mining.

but they're probably just going to end up focusing it on something tiny and trivial to add, but spend an entire update / year on it.

>underwater lighting
that seems like a good idea to me

nigga this is minecraft we're talking about

ah so it's just a bunch of useless shit

Funnily enough they probably wasted more time and effort doing all the pixel art for the show than the actual reskin mob

Literally who are these people? I swear every public event picks the least known people ever nowadays

this black cunt is annoying

the cringe it begins

I beg of you Mr. Gates, please give me a cave update. Give me a reason not to stripmine. It's boring.

i mean theres a decent bit of youtubers there but the rest are literal whos

CHING CHONG PING PONG

based Chinese nonce

CHINESE SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATED

>little girl in pijamas
BASED

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i hate white women and black men

I would dick Sqaishey desu

literally who are these people

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i hate youtubers so goddamn much

esrb.org/ratings/35148/Minecraft/
it's rated 10+
rip user's kids

C U N N Y

haHAA

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>this is a 10/10 in swedeland

PLACE BETS: ITS MINING UPDATE

>that pic
there they come

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Who?

I mean hey, if a titty pops out or they start swearing, what does it matter. They all grow up so fast don't they?

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my bet: youre going to be dissapointed

who else in xqc chat? Poggers

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go back

FINALLY

GIVE ME A GOD DAMN FUCKING CAVE UPDATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sneed

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you will be replaced gramps

what can a microjew update provide that a mod can't?
besides breaking all your other mods?

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THIGHS!!!

she cute

THIGHS

No hopes, no expectations.

CAVE UPDATE
LOOK AT THE STAGE BACKGROUND

They are gonna talk about BLM calling it now

>take a breath
George Floyd on suicide watch

if she talks about blm im going to commit an atrocity

Never

Why does she remind me of Todd Howard?

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it's not happening mojang refuses to touch caves

I TOLD U NIGGERS

CAVE UPDATE YES

CAVE

ayy its Agnes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EL GOBLINA

fucking told you

MEATY

>hopes
cave update
>expectations
no cave update

Cave and cliff.

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CAVES N CLIFFS

CAVE UPDATE!!!!

FUCKING FINALLY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

CAVES FUCKING FINALLY

I WANNA EXPLORE HER CAVES

FUUUuCK

xqcL

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A bit over 2 days till new minecraft update and mobs/creatures

the moobloom aka flower cow friend of bees

the glow squid, only lives in dark deep water

and the iceloger a villager that can make magical clouds of ice fall from the sky on top of you

Go for the flower cow/ moobloom right?

The iceloger seems dangerous and annoying.

The glow squid seems kind of useless, only in water, only in deep and dark water, and the glow doesn't do anything?
I mean maybe if you kill it you might get some glow ink to add to items?

But the cow might not only give you special milk, and meat or pelt and save you from bee's, you might be able to get special flowers from it and grow bee gardens or make bee based items or something.
Anti-bee flower power sword/armor?

What are you going to vote for and why?

POST YFW >CAVE UPDATE

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BTFO

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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BTFO

WTF CAVES AND CLIFFS
HOLY SHIT

it's here

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YES

CAVE UPDATE HOLY FUCK

prediction:
it's gonna be shit

The meme just died boys

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ITS HAPPENING

Shit they are making me hopeful.

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CAVES AND CLIFFS UPDATE

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ABOUT FUCKING TIME

>Cave Update is real
HOLY SHIT LETS GO!!!$

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>mfw I'll never get 1,000 players on a single map

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CAVECHADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MUMBO

caves and cliffs is even better than expected

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Sorry i said 2 days by accident, old post

LAS CUEVAS UPDATE

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE AGNES LADS

Congrats user

YES YES YES

STEVECHADS WE KEEP WINNING AND WINNING

VOTE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING GLOWSQUID
IT'S THE LEAST LIKELY ONE FOR MOJANG TO BE ABLE TO FUCK UP

same as if it's actually good i'll be suprised

>Starting off with Update Info
>It's the cave update
Best Minecraft Stream so far

i want to hug Agnes and tell i want the CAVE UPDATE YOU STUPID BITCH

After the massive music of C418 in Smash being 0, can be worse?

Why does this woman look 20 and 40 while sounding like she's 80 at the same time?

ITS THE AETHER GUY

m.twitch.tv/clip/HeartlessOriginalDolphinSmoocherZ
IT WAS LEAKED EARLIER

we'll see we'll see, the winner gets tea that's for sure

>Aether dev is making Cave update
Holy based

>ywn cum on Agnes' teeth

Why even live

>Cave update
Awesome
That is literally the only thing I wanted to hear
I can now leave and move on with my life

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Haha remember when there was young minecraft girls going on stage with cute costumes and pretty short dresses, hahaha imagine if anyone had a link for that, it would be funny

haha little girls are funny i dont wanna cuddle with them in bed that would be weird, with their beautiful angelic skin and cute voices don't make butterflies in my stomach

>no sweden playing while beating the shit out of sonic
it hurts

autism

>THE AETHER GUY IS HEADING THE CAVE UPDATE
THE AETHER GUY IS HEADING THE CAVE UPDATE
>THE AETHER GUY IS HEADING THE CAVE UPDATE
THE AETHER GUY IS HEADING THE CAVE UPDATE
>THE AETHER GUY IS HEADING THE CAVE UPDATE

yeah, that's true i guess.

>easier for newer players
put that woman in jail

CAVE UPDATE YEAAAAAHHH

cave&cliffs

finally

So mountains and caves combined

caves and cliffs
they better be increasing the world height limit or this is useless. Cubic chunks?

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ZOmg guys the cave update is ALREADY OUT!
curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-caves

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this show is so fucking cringe.

the swedish girl is ugly hot

why can't Agnes be my wife

>that question

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
STEVEGODS CAN'T STOP WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

kill yourself

>literal who who does not even play minecraft on his youtube channel
as usual who gives these fucks info

based aryan genes

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kek

>AETHER GUY WORKING ON CAVE UPDATE

WE DID IT BROS
MINECRAFT IS SAVED

holy shit what a retard
i used to watch this guy but he turned into such a tool
you can tell he doesnt want to play minecraft, it just pays the bills

Post yfw MOOBLOOM chads win

jesus christ i tuned in for a minecraft stream not a horror film

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>post yfw

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GET FUCKED!

OH NO NO NO NO NO

why does she keep praying to muha

LITERAL WHO?

CAve BIoMeS CAVE BIOMES

CAVE BIOMES

>CAVE BIOMES

CAVE BIOMES!

lmao yes hope they don't fuck it up like they have with the whole game from Beta 1.8 - release 1.11

EXACT SAME GENERATION BUT WITH DIFFERENT COLOURS

>FLOWERS
>PLANTS
>HANGING VINES

EVERYTHING IVE ALWAYS WANTED IM HAPPY

better than expected so far

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FRUIT ON TREES
FRUIT ON VINES
CAVE PLANTS

BERRIES NIGGERS BERRIES!!!!! FUCK YESSSS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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SOUL

FUCKING FINALLY

Nigger

First Nether and now Overworld/caves?

They killed Minecraft since 1.5 with the redstone update

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Any forsen bajs?

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WTF BROS IS JUST A CAVE WITH GRASS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

Told myself not to play Minecraft again until Cave update
>Steve for Smash
>Mountains and caves
Looks like underground shelters are back on the menu, boys.

please let there be new ores

Its finally here bros

it looks pretty

this is soul
unironically

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can she shut the fuck up?

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Lush cave is underwhelming

that was beautiful bros

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that looked like shit
>that polygonal flower that looked like it came straight from blendr
this is disappointing

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Inspiration was terraria.

Not everyone plays with mods, faggot.

ITS HERE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO