Monster Hunter bros

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at least the diablos' roar is the correct one

It's gonna be another shitty Paul Anderson movie with a MH reskin over it, day 1 torrent for me.

sounds too fucking canned tho

lol

That is the most American trailer I have ever seen.
>japanese game
>americans touch it
>fuck yeah guns and military

yeah maybe like 15 years ago

now it's interracial sex and bad whypepos

キモイw

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take ur meds, polack
also there's literally nothing wrong with breeding tribal women uwu

>everyone i don't agree with is le pol
are YOUR meds kicking in yet, you absolute insect?

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"An elite military force, led by Lt. Artemis (Jovovich), fall through a portal into a world populated by giant monsters. They meet a hunter (Jaa) who helps them to survive in the world and fight against the monsters as they seek a way home."

What's wrong with this exactly?
>soldiers get iskeai'd to MH world and get BTFO
Sounds cool

someone post the leaked plot synopsis,
i know someone saved how dumb it sounds from Zig Forums

holy fuck no

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Absolutely based finally an accurate game adaptation

>Paul Anderson
I hate this guy like you wouldn't believe. But I guess I should hate Capcom instead for letting Hollywood shit on their franchises as they see fit.
I wonder how different it would be if game companies weren't ruled by corporate faggots and were ruled by actual gamers/game devs instead.

SEETHIN
take more copium will you

>everyone i don't agree with is le pol
Correct. You immediately brought up interracial sex for no reason kek

Uuuuhhhhh bros it says this is coming out in two months wtf? How so fast?

That has nothing to do with Zig Forums LMAO

Yep wait until not Alice gets injected with monster DNA and fights Rathalos at the end with a million slow motion cuts.

Anyone have the vod for the MH orchestra concert that broadcasted today?

>Paul Anderson

Blessed dude

It's going to suck so bad

>American millitary

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They've been work on it since Capcom announced Icebourne that's more then enough time

I wonder if Milla Jovovich stared at her phone waiting for a phone call everytime a video game movie adaption is announced or rumored

This joint is made by Tencent.

YES YES YES YES

SEX WITH ASIAN GORL IS SHIT YES YES JUST LIKE I DREAMED

I know, but I'm going to watch it anyway just for the lulz.

Same here famalam

also sounds lame

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hope my nigga bazelguese is in it

This is one of those movies they finish and it gets put on the shelf for years right?

Now alice needs to help megaman and Dante from the devil may cry series and Paul Anderson’s capcom ip handling will be complete

It has everything to do with them PEPEGA

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I hope they cringe in pain from the volume of the roar like they do in the games. I didn't see them wearing earplugs.

Its going to be so fucking shit.

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I mean with theaters fucked anyways no point planning to make a box office hit anymore.

I'm hyped AF. We've heard news about this movie since before fucking Tri was released. I can't believe I'm finally going to be able to see it.

Look, there's no way the story is going to be worse than World. At least with an .mp4 you can skip ahead to the monsters.

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YVAN EHT NIOJ

I think they actually pay for positive mentions or focuses in movies
which is fucked

>le uwu
you're not in a position to talk about meds faggot

I wanna FUCK Milla

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someone post the rathalos vs gore magala happening in a shopping mall, fuck lmao this shit makes no sense

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Nope Chud

>Jaa
Come the fuck on.

For all intents and purposes, she already was Dante from the Devil May Cry© series in every RE after maybe 1. Except it wasn't crazy at all, dude.

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>Woman leading an elite military force
lol

>day 1 torrent for me.
Why must you hurt yourself?

>Lt. Artemis
They really couldn't be more on the nose with this could they

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kino...

I'm so sorry MHfags, i have no interest in your grindfest but no one deserves this

So this is some isekai shit, right?

If she is still Alice in this I might watch. Maybe they are doing a capcom cinematic universe and Alice brings them together

yes with american military shit like the transformers movies

why does Capcom pay this man to put his wife in bad action movies?

Wierd I suddenly get the feeling I need to go to a recruiting center

I don't know, what was wrong with all the Resident Evil live action movies again?

That new Resident Evil movie looks sick

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Somebody post it, you know what i mean

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Because it’s funny

The one where Rath braces itself with its wings like Tiggy?

>the squad is called.... The monster hunters™
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fuck, now i want a war of the monsters but with monster hunter monsters

>Modern weaponry
Why? How are they going to justify pic related? Is it seriously going to be a "monsters cause an apocalypse setting humanity hundreds of years back technologically?"

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Keep bringing up interracial sex and white people in every thread for no reason then

Because it’s an awful idea, nobody asked for this.The movie could have worked fine just being about a hunter killing monsters, without adding the real world shit. Or Milla spin kicking a Rathalos.

THIS IS FOR MY FELLOW HUNTERS

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>US military decides to nuke the portal
Can they stop with thia lazy trope.

the story would be how their gun is useless so they had to go back

I will

>uh, we ran out of bullets on the first monster and we didn't bring way more into the isekai portal with us
>and... bowgun bullets are better... somehow

I'm gonna guess they end up deciding that conventional weaponry are useless against the monsters in that scene versus Diablos. So then field commander there teaches them how to use a weapon from the games in a training montage.