>is canonically the strongest character in smash history
Kirbybayonettashulketcbros...we are fucking DUMB.
Is canonically the strongest character in smash history
Don't ya just wanna...like suck his toes???
I mean I have horrible taste I wouldnt but y'know
C:
Yes.
Hasn't Sonic always been an SS Tier character throughout each games' lifespan? Where is he now in Ultimate?
>can throw a punch so fast that you become QPU misaligned and end up in minecraft
Kirby is canonically the most powerful. He kills Gods. His base form is basically as powerful as super Sonic.
>Hasn't Sonic always been an SS Tier character throughout each games' lifespan? Where is he now in Ultimate?
Mid at best
Sonic redesign when?
He needs a new character so we get more sick sonic music
They just need to make him cute again, just mix the classic and modern designs.
How about cute but also fuckable?
ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEE
People wanna fuck tails so I guess people find cute characters fuckable
>left has superman and saitama
Yeah left is a winner
>right has ditto and toonforcs abusers
By what metric? The only thing that's certain is that punching Mario after 3 seconds of trjectory still has enough forces to break through blocks when even the most efficant Diamond Pickaxe Steve can use still takes longer to do despite that. The only mob in Minecraft that can break brocks instantly is the Ender Dragon and the Wither.
Both of which cannot instant kill steve unless he has no armor on at all, which I still think isn't a OHKO, more like 4/5th of his health gone.
Compared to the many other characters that can kill gods, Sonic in this universe is far from the peak strongest. Ridley is likely more powerful just head on fighting the Ender Dragon considering Samus can't even kill his ass proper most of the time.
Right has Flash who could solo left.
Oh lord here comes the Kirby cocksuckers
>Flash
too slow
>the fuking chao
Wouldn’t that be Kirby though?, at least to my knowledge anyway.
right has God
Kirby, Bayonette, Sonic, etc. are the strongest, but who is the weakest character in Smash?
In my humble opinion, it’s Samus. Bitch jobbed more than every single character in Smash.
>not ROB
Right has Santa so right wins
Has he ever take his shoes off
>All his enemies are under 5 feet tall.
Yeah, most of them can get kicked away like a beach ball. Link, Mario, and Sonic has greater feats anyway.
>Cheese and Froggy
Know... your... place...
I kind of understand Mario and Sonic, but Link?
Killing gods in videogames is basic shit, everyone does it and it’s not impressive
Link killed gods, demigods, and multiversal evils every time. That's kinda his thing and he can't "die" since he'll reincarnate immediately afterward in and endless cycle of good vs evil.
>Sonic was the going into games machine all along
Damn...
>Implying this wasn’t already sonic cocksucking thread
Sonic’s power are just as overly cocksucked as kirby’s.