Hogwarts Legacy

It’ll be on rails shit.

Can't wait for the game to be a huge success so we can laugh at impotent tranny rage

Fuck off dipshit

t. wandlet

Before this """loreanon""" continues to shit up the thread with his dumbfuckery, here's the links he (and everyone else) uses. He just wants to larp that he's better than you by constantly calling everyone a wandlet or a shitting on their patronuses or their cores or house etc. He's that much of a sad fuck.
Wood types
wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-woods
Cores
wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-cores
Patronus
mugglenet.com/2017/08/patronus-say-personality/

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the lego games were pretty fun, hope this game is too

haha holy shit imagine being this salty over harry potter horoscopes
post wand, wandlet

Stop shitting up every single fucking thread, faggot.

Weird question: I got a Thestral as my patronus but I have never seen anyone die (in person). Does that mean that my own patronus is invisible to me?

why wont you just post your wand, user? surely it cant be that small?

they're not real, they're just a projection of your spirit
if you've got a thestral you're probably an edgy fuck

I'm an edgy fuck and I got
So I don't know how accurate that is

No idea, i mean, the patronus only takes the form of a thestral, it's not an actual thestral, hard to say but i don't think it would be invisible.

Ravenchad here to dig up relics, dunk on npc Hufflepuff, show Gryninfor all sorts of cool party magic, and dunk on Slytherin with my fellow chads of Gryfindor.

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Show passport then Ravenshits

>He's STILL clinging on the the wand length dumfuckery he made up in his own head
Retard

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Wandlets, when will they learn?

My greatest interrogation is how the classes will go and their impact.
Loading screens would be shitty but I don't fancy having to play a boring minigame.

>alder
good for non-verbal spells but not much else. prefers people whos personalities are opposite to itself, so its more likely to cuck you with your friends than with your enemies, if it does at all
>phoenix feather
not as powerful as dragon heartstring, but more loyal. a generalist wand, rather than a specialist, and can be tsundere. will sometimes do shit that you didn't tell it to do.
>12 1/2"
a little above average. you made it
>brittle
your wand will be as loyal to you as you are to it. if you stick with it, it will break before it performs magic for someone else. great synergy with alder wood, as it is also good for non-verbal spells. might have trouble casting more powerful magic, prefers subtle stuff like transfiguration. you yourself are an unlucky underdog, but thankfully you're in slytherin, so you'll get to the top in the end
>slytherin
based snakechad, a good fit for you
>marsh harrier
common patronus but pretty nice
8/10 great wand synergy and house placement, you'll be fine
>10 3/4"
WANDLETS FUCKING SEETHING AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
i remember you though, i know why you're mad. you were talking so much shit about your holly wood and phoenix feather god combo, before i brought you back down to reality and informed you that with a supple flexibility, all that power will be going towards being a fucking housewife lol
when will they ever learn

My wand is by lore, far more powerful than yours, hence why I didn't care to post it.
I'm not a pathetic faggot looking to claim superiority over others based on harry potter personality tests, retard.

For you, since that other guy is your discord tranny "wandlet" posting butt buddy, faggot follows you everywhere.
>before i brought you back down to reality and informed you that with a supple flexibility
It talks in generals, dumby. You still not realising this while trying to claim superiority over others is so fucking cringe.

fair

>I'm not a pathetic faggot looking to claim superiority over others
a good thing too, since you would absolutely never be able to back that superiority up
your supple holly+pheonix wand will ensure that you cook a mean steak for your emotionally distant husband who hasn't touched you in weeks

>Supple- A wand with this flexibility needs a little time before it will warm up to its owner, but once it does, it will become very loyal. Once it has become loyal to an owner, it will have difficulty performing for a new owner unless that owner has a particularly dominating or forceful personality. It is particularly good for healing magic and any magic needed for potions or domestic activities like cooking. Supple wand owners are usually gentle, warm, humble, and kind-hearted. They may need to be careful about not burning themselves out in an attempt to please everyone.
Domestic activities, trying to please everyone. The wand of a doormat. what a waste of a good wood+core combo. i'd be mad too

Learn to read.

gonna have to get an alt account just to play this game so my asshole relative don't get a stick in themself

How could it possibly be good when it's based on the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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samefag wandlet cope
im lmaoing @ ur life

>LOTR
>shit
nice bait have a (you)

Unlike you, i don't care to delete my post every single time i make a mistake, the amount of deleted posts you have in every thread is fucking hilarious. Most of us still see them with 4chanx you dumbass.

at least post one of the funny edits of the image pasta-kun

>The Dark Knight Rises in God Tier
>Clifford for President in Middle Tier
What does the funny one look like?

imagine being this fucking mad about having an inadequate harry potter horoscope
wandlets, when will they ever learn

Almost got me

>get called out for being the faggot you are
>"lol wandlet so mad bro cope"
Please fuck off already you turbo autist. You aren't superior to fucking anyone and never will be, you just shit up these threads.

the only person shitting up the thread is you with your ceaseless cope. its ok that your wand is small user, im sure that you'll be a great wizard, even with a 10" wand

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Just post. He gave a fair assessment. It's just a wand. Come on

You're both shitting it up, take it back to Discord.

>gets btfo in numerous threads showing that wand length means literally nothing through these tests because nobody can achieve outside the range of 9"-15"
>claims everyone else is coping, not him
Just stop, user.

What the fuck are you even arguing about? God, I hate Americans and their colony nations.

where are the bird bros at

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I don't care about the wands, it's his insufferable personality that you haven't figured out yet, it only takes a couple threads of him and you'll see. But sure, i'll drop it since i've said my piece.