Kneel to bird-sama

Kneel to bird-sama

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What is with the Japanese and ear cleaning? Why would you want someone else sticking shit in your ears?

my bird bride

She would make a good wife for a BWC

cringe

>why would i trust a vital sensory organ to someone else
Trust. The ultimate intimacy

Saw that ear cleaning stuff in that Senko-san anime. Maybe its a trust / person likes you enough to do it for you thing.

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>Trust. The ultimate intimacy
getting a shave at the barbershop takes even more trust. I don't see people sexualizing that.

Had a teacher in school that lost her hearing in one ear when she was young. Says her and her brother were playing doctor and they were using a stick in her ear canal and for some reason the brother just jammed it in.

Go on mutt say it, fufill your destiny

theres plenty of haircut blowjob porn out there. I wouldnt want blades in my porn anyway. next best thing.

Only if it's to stick my face in that fat ass.

>theres plenty of haircut blowjob porn out there
like, a guy getting a bj while cutting her hair at the same time?

made for __Guro___

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Her outfit doesn't look like that

yes

I might have to see what that's about.

Unfortunately

Wouldn't it be better for me to lay instead of kneeling since she is already kneeling to clean my ears?

I wish someone would make an ASMR video of this scenario.

What does it feel like to mating press a bird?

Like a workout, but sexier!

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Patiently waiting for Season 3 to disappoint me with still more shit that isn’t Gen-an

how the fuck did they approve a third season? I’m one of 20 people on earth still playing this

>ear cleaning
>cotton swabs
enjoy the worsening tinnitus from packing wax down your ear
bit then again
>trust
Ha! that's a good one

They sexualise a guy shaving off his wife’s pubes. Also if you’ve never had a girlfriend shave you, you should try. It’s pretty intimate

I want her cloaca death gripping my dick

god I want iroha to give me a prostate exam

I heard japs have more dry ear wax so they use a little spoon to to just kinda scoop it out. Westerners have wet/waxy ear wax so you can't really get it out the same way.

You'd be okay with Sieger, right?

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Protip: dont let anyone clean your ears unless its a doctor, no matter how "romantic" it may be, you would be asking for a fucked up ear.

How is she going to clean my ears when I'm using her thighs as ear muffs?

>they actually use spoons
>so they draw and romanticize cotton swabs
and in reality aren't you supposed to flush them with what's essentially saline water/ peroxide?

do you trust her to clean your ears?

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You retards honestly brainwashed by all those tinnitus chicom psyops ads huh?
You dont get worsening tinnitus you have it or you dont.

and once you have it, it doesn't get any better. it actually gets worse.