No Hades thread

>No Hades thread
Hades thread

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>In Greek mythology, a satyr (Greek: σάτυρος sátyros, pronounced [sátyros]),[a] also known as a silenos (Greek: σειληνός seilēnós),[b] is a male nature spirit with ears and a tail resembling those of a horse, as well as a permanent, exaggerated erection.

>Poisons you for 100hp with a raging boner
pshh nothing personnel kid

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>this is an "exaggerated" boner to the greeks
I don't wanna say it, but...

your penis reaches your solar plexus??

Beyblade Shield with Zeus Special is so useless the moment you beat Hydra but fuck me I cannot stop using it.

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it reaches past my belly button sure

literally me

Anybody else think this was surprisingly well executed?
It.... felt real/natural (I'm a wordlet okay, don't make fun of me)

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The fists fucking suck; worst weapon in the game.

tasteful is the word you're looking for, I think

yeah mine too bud, buy that's up to his solar plexus in the image, that's like 40cm

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Hard disagree, I am almost sure Fists are the way to go if you want speed

I'm just seething because I made it to Hades again and got filtered again. Only fucking weapon I can't win with

What do you visually focus on during the fights? Your character or the enemies?

your post shows the truth, you really wanted to say it. Now go live in the world that knows the Greek chads more than it will ever know you

Why do you even bother with this retard?

Probably gets asked all the time, but what's a good build for the Guan Yu spear? Is it possible to beat Hades without leveling it up?

>good build for the worst aspect of the worst weapon
reroll

Sounds like you haven't gotten good boons with it. It's best to start off with wine man since his poison stacks up to 5 times and the fists stack it to max instantly.

What did he mean by this?

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That's actually what I went with and I still fucked up on Hades. Going for Demeter next try

Can't hear you over my 60% dodge chance

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ah... haha yeah, me too... past my belly button sure haha

This is what most modern devs don't get. Don't force fag shit in. It's better if it is canon since you know it wasn't just pulled outta the devs' ass for brownie points. Even then when you go out of your way to make the gay shit happen they kept it natural, like how any relationship interaction should, that actually blends well with the setting and the theme.

Not sure what you mean. I only wanna do it with that one to complete the stupid prophecy.

He knows you fucked your k-pop lookin half brother.

yeah i'm thinkin' based

a generally good build for spear is uninstalling the game

It helps that the Greeks were gay in a "women are for breeding, men are for admiring in all other pursuits of life" kind of way.

>EM4 Hades pushes you away when you try to hug him to avoid the lasers
Fug. If I wasn't using the Beowulf shield I'd probably have lost.

At low heat sure, you can beat hades. But it's just not a good weapon. The penalty is too harsh and it gimps your moveset too much for the mediocre lifesteal to be any decent. At least that's my take on it. Just use the usual high damage boons like Aphrodite. Actually you should probably aim for her or Athena just so you don't fucking die because it halves your health, although since you're not upgrading it you're stuck with fucking 30 at base(assuming you have the health booster unlocked) and you'll be getting jack shit from health upgrades. Don't worry too much about it since it sounds like you just want to beat the prophecy, which doesn't require you to actually beat hades with it, just reach him.

A pc is not only superior to a console for games, it's you know... a fucking pc. which means you can do anything on it. not to mention a pc can emulate games and you can pirate games too. what kind of fucking retard would get a console?

>all this in Tartarus
this run is over

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>Archers AND butterfly orbs

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>tfw can't win with anything except bow
am I being filtered or something?

only have to get hades to achieve those 'reach the surface with' prophecies, so go for survivability. dunno if it works with the spin attack, but athena's deflect might help cheese those bullet hell rooms

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