what went wrong?
What went wrong?
It was okay imo except for the artistic direction for Nilfgaard's armor that shit is inexcusable it's actually worse than fucking xena warrior princess
Cavill was great and carried the whole show on his back
Friendly reminder that The Witcher is just a bootleg version of Elric.
Cavill watched Taboo and thought he could mumble like Tom Hardy
Friendly reminder that you will never be as good looking as Cavill, and underage girls will never fall for you.
They put niggers in it.
Even the worst seasons of Hercules and Xena were peak soul compared to this.
nothing except the br*wn people
>Tfw Henry will never ravage your ass and shoot his aryan semen deep inside you
Why even live bros?
told everyone season two will come out in 10 years when nobody remembers the game, books or show anymore. TWD syndrome.
Also garbage wrinkly cock and balls armor design.
I never played the game but watched the show
and what a mess it was, makes me never want to play the games.
I hated the bard guy so much
Dumb amerimutts turned Witcher into capeshit because they can't understand European culture or culture in general.
netflix and normies
Nothing at all.
This, and Yaskier.
This
and this
Main charactor casting except for henry and dandelion's actor was trash
rent free
also miscasted Millie Brady as renfri instead of triss, who looks terrible.
>poland
>culture
There is wisdom in a man that knows his limits.
>she starts grinding back
Dear fucking lord.
Yes Jamal culture
> they can't understand European culture
i think they understand it more than you since they picked a diverse cast to show how absolutely fucked europeans are ethnically now.
>"I'm polish"
>t. muslim black man
London?
You are so full of shit that even your eyes are brown.
I CAN'T FUCKING STOP WATCHING THEM WOBBLE
Neither do Europeans.
It wasn't focused on Geralt enough
>Yurop
>Culture
Being cucked by Christianity and killing over eachother over shit heaps?
What movie
It was emulating the novels, which barely focused on Geralt at all. And thank fuck, because he was a whiny cuckold in the novels.
WHAT WOULD THIS FEEL LIKE BROS?
Only countries that are as religious (read: dumb) as USA in EU are Southern European countries like Italy and Spain.
Most of the episodes were page to scene of the short stories.
This. Casting otherwise was pretty shit. It could have been overcome though, if the writing of the show was decent. The flow of the series was nonexistent, jumping back and forth across large chunks of time without always making that clear. Also whoever managed to convince the entire production team to OK the Nilfgaardian scrotum armor is a fucking madman, I'm not even angry.
>that armor
I prefer season 1 armor
looking like Blood Omen 1 Kain
The rest were getting BTFO by nigros.
Cavill wasn't the issues, some of the decisions about armor and other casting was... odd.
salty milk and coins
Not much to be honest.
Spain is barely religous anymore.
sandbags
I watched this show literally for Cavil's Geralt. It was very well done, nothing else about the show was. Ciri, Dandelion, and Renfri were well casted too now that I think about it, but I can't recall any others I really liked. Maybe Foltest, but I feel like that wasn't a difficult role to fill as he was used in the show.
Ciri's actress lusting after Cavil is a fun meme to observe too.
source?
This is terrible sex.
There's no rhythm.
Xena was a fuckin SMOKESHOW though AM I RIGHT FELLAS?
if the show the same quality of writing that TW3 did it would be the next Game of Thrones easily.
instead it'll just remain schlock for the tumblr audience.
Based Moorcock bro
Denial (1998)
Semen demon is Hudson Leick who played Callisto in Xena
unironically too many black people
thanks user, you are a blessed man
>this is what "ghastly pale" looks like in california