>You find the Rat King
>He offers you inmortality but you will never EVER be able to play videogames again
How do you respond?
You find the Rat King
Evan Ward
Bentley White
I'm not even 30 and I'm already bored of life, fuck living forever
Logan Robinson
I haven't played video games in 5 years.
Gabriel Brooks
I rape the rat.
Brayden Cruz
Immortality is a garbage concept and is horrifying in reality.
I kick the rat.
Leo Cooper
I'll take it, I want to live forever purely to continue to draw and create things.
In fact the reason I'm never motivated to create anything is because I know I'll die before I create everything I want to make. So sure, I'll trade immortality for no vidya.
Christian Wright
if immortality means i can launch my body into space with only wheelie suitcases stuffed full of dude drugs
Owen Campbell
Fuck yes! I’m a PC gamer, so I’m used to YouTube and Twitch streams pogchamp
Nathan Miller
but this is a rat king
>In folklore, rat kings are associated with various superstitions and were often seen as a bad omen, particularly associated with plagues.
Jack Adams
i give him some cheese
Andrew Rodriguez
The king is dead
long live the king
Cameron Baker
i rape the rat rapper
Oliver Myers
the immortality ruins that deal
Robert Ross
alternative:
he offers to set your IQ to 140 but you become 4 feet tall.
Matthew Richardson
Forgot to mention you wont be able to feel joy or happiness in any way at all if you take the inmortality deal, get fucked
Not you, you are based
Noah Hernandez
>Immortal
>Spend eternity with rat bros
Seems legit
Jackson Ross
Define immortality and define videogames (I would certainly like to get wireheaded and experience greatest possible pleasure until some cosmological fate puts a stopper to that, but on some broad definition of a video game even that could plausibly count as vidya)
Isaiah Kelly
Bro I’ve been depressed for days because our heckin cheeto is sick but your fat raterino made me happy :>
Alexander Hughes
I kiss the rat on the top of his head and let him go on his way.
Brayden Flores
What type of immortality? The age forever immortality or the indestructible unchanging immortality?
Adrian Myers
Fortunately I live and love to suffer, so this deal keeps getting sweeter.
Jeremiah Allen
>immortal
>stuck with shit genetics and my very poor memory
Jesus christ no. Maybe if I had a reason to love now I might.
Charles Ortiz
>you wont be able to feel joy or happiness in any way
So business as usual?
Xavier Baker
Whats the downside?
Angel Hill
Good god of course. All I fucking do is play video games during my free time, end it please.
Brody Ortiz
I wanna fuck aliens and whatever shit we find in the future so absolutely the immortality
Brandon Williams
Immortality still sounds like the better deal. I don't really play video games anymore nor do I feel much joy. Anyone who doesn't pick the immortality, I will personally see to it that I fuck your granddaughter on your grave.
Justin Bailey
Oh fuck a rat
>Strike rat with a broom
Hunter Smith
no then i take him home as a pet
Jayden Thompson
>Live forever to see how everything is fucked
>body and mind continues to degrade but you cant die
Mortality is a temporary nightmare while immortality is an eternal one.
Lincoln Bailey
With immortality I could get good at a lot things but there is some unique pain abating property of videogames that is quite freeing.
also this So I'd probably not get much better at a whole lot of things since I'm dumb as fuck.
Christian Cruz
>live to see all your friends and family die off
>live through every future conflict and become jaded and depressed over the years
>humanity eventually dies out
>stuck on earth alone for a few billion years
>the sun turns into a red giant and envelops the earth
>stuck existing in a thermonuclear furnace for millions of years
>once that is over be stuck floating through the void of space constantly gasping for air
>eventually land on an advanced alien planet
>cant play any of their games