I TOLD YOU TO DELETE YOUR DAMN GAMES FROM THE COMPUTER! YOU'RE GIVING IT A VIRUS!

>throws oil at head
>leap straight forward through the air and slide right off his bald head
>catch you later, pa!
>sprint to the computer and install free fire effects for the mouse cursor

>put porn in zip file
>put it in Windows directory
>name it something similar to a system file
>change extension
Nobody has ever come up with a more brilliant way to hide their porn on their family computer than me. Well, I guess now that browsers have private modes, you don't have to. But in the early 2000s, when you had to download your pornography to the hard drive? It was a genius move, admit it.

>20 internet explorer extensions

DON'T USE WIKIPEDIA
ANYBODY CAN EDIT IT

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Imagine living with people who don't know how much smarter than them you are.

How do you propose we defile the graves of boomers after they're all dead? To educate future generations, we should make an example of them.

I just copypasted the sources and got As every time

Fuck you that one gets me.

Just for that I'm downloading BonziBuddy

I'm actually kind of nostalgic for the days of just having The Family Computer and needing to fight off people just to play more Runescape or Maplestory

Maybe your parents were more tech savvy than mine but I could have gotten away with just putting it in the windows directory. Probably wouldn't even have to bother renaming it

>that time my dad typed in "free malwarebytes" in google, downloaded the first thing that popped up, gave the computer a virus, and then banned me from newgrounds because it "gave the computer a virus"

I miss all the mouse setting windows 95 and 98 had.
>to calibrate the mouse, move the mouse in a straight line upwards
>do a spastic spiral pattern
>invert left and right click
>set mouse sensitivity to 9999
>enable screen wrapping

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Holy shit this used to piss me off. You could find some random ass sight made by PeePeeman57 and theyd accept it, but not something actually curated.

well, not for me, my parents are first gen immigrants and they never finished high school. basically lived life without arbitrary rules because they just didn't understand how technology works.

that's true though, if someone handed me a wikipedia article as a source i'd tell them to fuck off too

Go back to drinking and beating your family old man.

back in the day I made a facebook account for the first time on the family computer
about 10 minutes after making it, the computer blue screened
it was fucked and was caught in a never ending boot loop
my dad thought it was me making a facebook that gave the computer a virus despite him already having one
turns out it was just bad RAM

My mom suffocated a laptop one time by using it on her bed so air couldn't circulate through it because she just sat it down on the comforter. She accused me of breaking it because I sometimes played the sims on it sometimes. After that one broke and she got a replacement and did the exact same thing again and accused me of breaking it even thought I didn't even use that one for anything.

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>Playing online
>PAUSE THE VIDEO GAME I NEED YOUR HELP
>I KNOW YOU CAN PAUSE THOSE VIDEO GAMES user I'VE PLAYED VIDEO GAMES BEFORE

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>dumb faggot kid in computer class bullies me every day
>he gets up to use the bathroom, the teacher is doing some other shit looking away
>turn his screen upside down and his mouse sensitivity all the way down
>he asks for help and the teacher yells at him for fucking shit up and doesnt know how to fix it

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TURN YOU COMPUTER OFF BEFORE YOU GO TO BED

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Based

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>kid with anger issues that everyone bullied and hated every day at school for years
>met his dad once at a skiing fieldtrip, was a quiet man who didn't say a thing
>years later in high school
>finally heard out of the blue that that kid died
>apparently coming home from a fishing trip, his dad, him, and his little brother all got killed after colliding with a train
>makes me wonder if the dad committed suicide taking his boys with him because getting killed by a train is something that you have to purposely do.

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Parents : Your Starcraft games are giving us a virus

Also parents: haha look my friend sent me a funny chain e-mail about cats lets see whats in it "clicks cutecats.exe"

That story screams of fake, hits way too many 4channer sensitive points

>user YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE VENTS FACE AGAINST THE FURNITURE THE AIR NEEDS TO CIRCULATE
Do adults not know that gravity naturally pulls air down?

WhAt happens if you don’t

the only time i've ever had these issues was when i actually installed viruses on the computer like a retard
also i'm almost certain my dad somehow gave my pc a cryptolocker virus once in like 2015

>buy box of cheerios
>it came with a Boggle CD
>put disk in drive
>it fucking shatters into a million pieces
Thanks, General Mills.

>4channer

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kaboom

I was worried that someone tech savvy enough would use the computer and be able to do a search by file type.

>user stop putting your boogers in your ear and then putting the wax boogers in all the computers holes
Did anyone else do this as a kid? I was scared the electricity would leak out if i didnt plug it up

One of my teachers told us we couldn't use wikipedia but that nothing was stopping us from scrolling all the way down and using the sources that wikipedia cited.

if you use wiki itself as a source, sure.
just don't be stupid and use the sources the article cites.

>Parents said this to me once
>Asked them to open up Netscape
>18 hotbars
>Delete all of them
>Browser magically went faster
>"Told you the games made it slower son"
>Close Netscape and show them the games are still there
>Dad open Netscape and immediately complains how its slow again
You can't teach old people. I just removed the desktop icons and called it a day after that.

>not making a labyrinth of folders that basically mimicks a combination lock but not at all
do you even 10 year old ?

That's kinda disgusting, reminds me of how my dad told me about how my uncle had a wall where he would put boogers on when he was a kid.

>dad was computer literate
a blessing and a curse

Since this is basically the childhood nostalgia thread.
I used to look at porn magazines a lot as a kid. My next door neighbor would steal them from under his dad's bed and show them to me. And there was this catwalk (sidewalk shortcut connecting two streets) between two houses, and in that catwalk, there was a large electrical junction box, and people would regularly throw away old porn mags behind it where me and my fellow neighborhood kids would find to look at. Anyways, years pass, we're finally selling our old home. After taking down some old kitchen cabinets, I've found some old paper that was stuffed between them. I didn't know what they were, I unfolded them and holy shit, they're old porno magazine pages that when I was just a lad had hid so long ago that I completely forgot about them. Oh man the nostalgia.

imgur.com/a/Njutoxq

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Elaborate

couldn't pull any bullshit with him but also got good shit.

>on obscure porn website
>website says sorry you need to download our custom video program to view our porn
>woman in video has 10/10 body. never seen anything like it in any porn or swimsuit magazine before. shes cowgirl riding a guy on a dirty kitchen floor. hot as fuck
>its totally a virus, theres no way its not a virus this is shady as fuck
>fuck it that pale skinned 10/10 girl is amazing i need to seee
>download program. windows goes batshit and says computer has a virus
>i can watch the video now though, its fucking great, hottest woman i have ever seen cum buckets
>mom has to take computer to computer repair shop and pay 60 bucks to fix computer
worth it.

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Your vidya box made my new DVD player not work.

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>search by file type
>effortlessly find all your porn without needing to click on any folders

No but I would put my finger in the diskette slot and for some reason I found it funny to put my tongue inside my Sega Genesis, cant remember exactly where in the console, but in both cases I could feel a low current of electricity.

Yeah? And your drinking problem made your marriage not work.

>that kid who had severe anger issues and was probably autistic
>obviously got abused at home
>one day bought his recently deceased mother's ashes to PE in 6th grade, dumped them in a urinal, peed in it, and flushed
>started acting normal afterwards

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quality pr0nz, user

I did this when I was 10 and I downloaded "Mario Bros" from Kazaa and it ended up being a trojan. It fucked up my dads pc.