What went so fucking wrong?
What went so fucking wrong?
Andrew Moore
Jack Green
They weren't getting blacked at the end of every level
Isaiah James
This
Aiden Cruz
not enough porn
Jayden Gonzalez
Fpbp
Chase Cooper
>they patched in an entirely new ending cutscene because River City's niche fanbase hated how the game ended
fucking lol
Ryan Brown
It was successful enough for arcsys to ask for another game already so not much.
Ian Morales
Fpwp
Luis Garcia
I couldn't get past the first boss. I hate being bad at video games.
Colton Ramirez
Annoying girls. Stats weren't permanent upgrades from food n shit. Shallow and pedantic. Scott pilgrim did five city better desu
Aaron Gutierrez
>Shallow and pedantic.
>and pedantic
Fucking what.
Easton Ross
No futa option.
Jacob Clark
Gee it's so hard to tell which characters were voiced by the gamegrumps
James Richardson
nothing?
wtf are you talking about, I played it when it came out (or maybe a couple of months later?, I don't remember), it was fine
Levi Sanchez
/thread
Evan Myers
Based
Nolan Allen
Tell me about that
Zachary King
The dab shit ruined it for me. Also, they're not dudes
Colton Thomas
I agree as well, shallow and pedantic.
Carson Jenkins
Not much. It's good. Not the deepest beatemup around, but better than a good chunk of the shallow stuff beatemup boomers have nostalgia for. It's also the best thing WF has put out since MSF.
Jason Collins
not enough porn featuring knee high socks
Jackson Reyes
Look up the words, pleb.
Henry Roberts
>shallow stuff beatemup boomers have nostalgia for
Wait, which ones?
Gavin James
Knew it was going to be shit the moment they announced that the voice actors would be youtubers
Asher Jackson
Gameplay honestly wasn't all that enticing. Despite people memeing on cute girls alone being able to sell a game, "River City Ransom with waifus" really didn't do a lot outside slapping a recognizable brand on the title screen and calling it a day
Jason Butler
>The black haired girl's reaction to each shopkeeper
Is she a dyke or something? I never played this kusoge
Cooper Long
Based
Ryan Murphy
everything was top notch except the gameplay
beating up the people didn't have a good flow to it also the voice acting probably could have been better and the art work seemed weird pixels and then not pixels so i guess it wasn't top notch at all
Christian Cooper
Weeb shit made by westerners is always fucking garbage
Justin Jones
instead of paying for VAs they wasted money on literal whotubers
Joseph Gomez
How the fuck could a video game be "pedantic?" That doesn't make any goddamn sense.
Henry Jackson
Hey Zig Forums, let's talk about this beat-'em-up game.
>INTERRACIAL SEX!! INTERRACIAL SEX!!
Um, right user. However, what do you think about --
>BLACK DICK BLACK DICK BLACK DICK
Is something the matter, user?
>BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED
Americans, every fucking thread
Colton Cox
Shitty reference to shitty Family Guy, no need to feel upset about missing it.
Logan Evans
>girls
Ian Wood
River City roasties could never compare to the DOUBLE DRAGON NEON chads
Joshua Watson
Like, everything except SoR2 and Ninja Warriors Again.
Camden Parker
BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED
Tyler Sanders
You seem mad
Blake Lewis
Boomers have way more nostalgia for SoR2, Konami games and DD than any other games in the genre.
Jacob Cruz
River city ransom is about a bunch of ugly guys beating each other up. That is it.