>order a Switch from some shady unknown website
>end up getting an iPhone case from China
Should I just wait until the Switch Pro comes out?
Order a Switch from some shady unknown website
Matthew Stewart
Juan Anderson
Are you genuinely retarded?
Jaxon James
>me in highschool math class
>except with an uninterested face
How the fuck did I even graduate?
Jose Thomas
I thought that was what the OP pic was meant to imply.
Ayden Watson
Tifa!
Michael Gray
I want an autistic gf like that.
Evan Phillips
One of my teachers in middle school didn't even give me a final grade. Protip just become bros with cute freshman and drop out and get your GED anyway.
Benjamin Wright
school isn't meant to educate you but make sure you never develop free will
Kayden Jenkins
You really don't
>t. has autistic gf
She won't stop with her stupid fucking stuffed animals. I was fucking her on the bed last night like a machine and then went back to my room (we can't sleep in the same room because she likes a night light and her toys all over her fucking bed so I was just like screw it and bought a sofa bed for the den so I could get some fucking normal sleep) and she tells me to come back and give Mr. Waffles a kiss. Mr. Waffles is her giant stuffed hamster. I was drained of all my cum and stamina and just wanted to get some fucking sleep so I said no. Then she starts screeching "COME BACK AND GIVE MR. WAFFLES A HUG GIVE HIM A HUG HE CANT SLEEP WITHOUT A HUG" and jumping up and down on the bed, naked, with my cum dripping out her stupid fucking autistic pussy.
Not gonna lie though, her big stupid tits basically make the entire thing worth it considering how much I fucking love massive hangers
Austin Lee
This seems too specific to be a pasta
Samuel Price
There's something extremely morally dubious in what you just described, but I'm not going to be the one to lecture you for it. Keep crushing that autistic puss, you weird weird monster.
Jack Gray
Which part of that is supposed to be a bad thing (aside from you cumming in her pussy before marriage and not doing it to have kids)?
Jack Torres
A little late now. Maybe try again.
Adrian Jones
Ethan Green
>not wanting a daughterwife
>willingly sleeping in another room instead of kicking her shit off YOUR bed and telling her to deal with it
You have so many choices and you choose beta.
Eli Carter
>all that for a pair of floppy tits
yikes
Jason Fisher
Just hug the stupid hamster you dipshit. You hit the jackpot with a fat tit autistic gf.
Chase Murphy
>kicking her shit off YOUR bed and telling her to deal with it
I really can't, her parents own the place and come check on her every once and a while. They're basically the landlords except they let us live there for free. I don't actually treat her like shit or dislike her despite the way I worded my post, and I'm indebted a lot to her family.
Carter Ross
>autistic infantile huge tiddy gf you can cum inside
this is my fetish. is she normally childlike or does it only come out at certain moments?
Xavier Peterson
after reading all that this girl came to mind, poor thing desu
Ryder Bennett
Leave no kid behind means everyone gets an automatic pass cause no one gives a shit
The only people I ever saw actually fail to graduate high school were retarded chicks who got pregnant like 3 times and literal drug dealers who probably wound up dead on a ditch somewhere at the ripe old age of 22
Jeremiah Carter
You hit jackpot and you don’t even appreciate it. She’s too dumb and innocent to ever play you or cheat on you.
Carson White
Didn't happen, demoralization post meant to make the board feel like they're not getting laid enough.
John Sullivan
Some men don't realize how fucking lucky they are.
Austin Nguyen
based
Nolan Adams
Yikes
Grayson Gutierrez
What's so bad about a B?
Elijah Anderson
>18% is a B
Nolan Gomez
yeah you better remember who's the REAL man in the relationship you faggot
Justin Morris
japs use numbers for score
Leo Myers
Why would hoi buy it from there to begin witn
Oliver Cooper
>18%
Isn't it a 13%?
Justin Edwards
How did people even fail tests? I only had bad grades cause I did jack for homework and only sometimes did classwork
Tests were easy as fuck
Brayden Myers
>QED
Why would the Japanese be using Latin acronyms?
Luis Lee
cheating is the dumb option and an autistic person isn't innocent. she'd be too stupid to get away with it but also too stupid to consider his point of view if the opportunity arose.
Isaiah Perry
>ditch almost an entire semester of math classes
>graduate anyway
Thomas Walker
I had an autistic gf. Instead of being an annoying fascist like autistic guys she became an annoying communist but she let me slam so I let it slide for a little bit
Jayden Murphy
In that case yea you have no leverage. How do they feel about you fucking their obviously brain damaged child?
Mason Gomez
based I was almost demoralized until seeing this
Hudson Flores
What's the website? Report them fuckers, sis.
Benjamin Cook
>give to life in a house for free
Smells fake and gay but still fuck aaaaaaaa god I wish would be nice to have own space even if it’s small little shit
Bentley Bennett
$10 says she has a secret diaper fetish.
Cooper Myers
Being a sociopath has its... upsides...
Wyatt Richardson
Dude post her tits so we can all cum
Luke Clark
shut up cummunist
Jack Richardson
I have an autistic girlfriend with big tits too but I put her in her place when she throws tantrums unlike you, beta.