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How would you summarize Star Trek Online to someone who's never played it?
Zachary Clark
Adam Morgan
Dang she cute
Angel Moore
Vulcans are for BHC
Tyler Young
old school style mmo. think ddo or everquest 2.
Lucas Lewis
You're a Starfleet captain on an away mission with your crew to explore a newly discovered Class M planet when you notice your Vulcan science officer seems a bit more buxom than usual, probably owing to her mammaries being partially exposed in a fashion that Old Earth euphemists might refer to as "spilled milk."
You pull her aside for a moment to point out this irregularity, careful to be as professional and discreet as possible in order to avoid causing her any unnecessary embarrassment, only to be met with a rather stern and characteristically Vulcan response.
>”Captain, with all due respect, I must attest that I find your quaint human notions of indecency and modesty to be outmoded, unenlightened, and worst of all... illogical. Indeed, your obvious attempts to impose your cultural normative values constitute a clear and apparent case of racial discrimination in violation of Starfleet regulations.”
Response, Captain?
William Butler
Kino
Connor Torres
Can you meet me in my quarters, officer?
>Is there something we need to discuss further, captain?
Yes, as soon as possible.
>You wanted to see me, captain?
Take off your clothes
>Excuse me?
I said take 'em off!
>This is most illogical.
rape
Daniel Brown
Season 4 of Enterprise was genuinely great and I will always be salty that they got canceled.
Josiah Rivera
some good plots in the story missions, space combat is simple but enjoyable, pretend ground combat doesnt exist
Luis Jones
fun game, but a bit grindfest. Unless you don't care about having the best equipment, you can skip that grinding. Good game cuz it follows the canon of star trek.
Oliver Stewart
this. there are very things you can't get by grinding but be assured the grind is real.
Nathan Barnes
Brandon Rodriguez
better get your mouth ready
Austin Martin
Hot
Caleb Flores
Asher Fisher
Why do Benkarans occupy 10% of Nygean space yet take up 80% of the space in Nygean prisons?
Nathaniel Walker
go back to Zig Forums
William Roberts
Grind.
Also i stopped playing once i bought myself a dderidex. God i live them.
Luke Butler
cry more pussy, not your safespace tranny
Christopher Hall
Zig Forums was created as a containment board for retards like you, faggot
Jordan Brown
No it wasnt redditor.
Nathaniel Sanders
/lgbt/ was created as a containment board for faggots like you, retard
Ethan Sanchez
>no it wasnt redditor
Let me guess, you’ve been here since 2016?
Chase Rodriguez
It is a Star Trek game that is online.
Christopher Miller
Fuck off redditor.
Andrew Sanchez
Jaxson Price
>to avoid causing her any unnecessary embarrassment
She's a Vulcan
Alexander Ross
>mfw blowing up the Jem'Hadar spawning area, eggs and all
Leo Wilson
"Jem'hadar aren't people" -Starfleet
Zachary Allen
Computer, create me a game that has okay ship combat, but god awful ground combat.
Computer disable holodeck safeties.
Aaron Nelson
Computer, play HuniePop 5.
Xavier Moore
nice space game, shit ground combat
Isaac Allen
why couldn't Spock be a full Vulcan I can't get attached to the character seeing as his half-human
Nolan Kelly
It's shit. Don't play it.