Will lifting help me fuck the cute brown college girl that lives next door to me...

this is literally me playing ring fit adventure

Where did your life go so wrong. Kys

I want her to squat on my face and fart each time she goes down

one day those cute toes will be in my mouth and you'll be feeling stupid as fuck

you are fucking retarded
an ass needs to be firm, you can have a big ass but if it looks flappy it's not very appealing

source me up bud

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based brap bro

why don't you want her sweaty puckering asshole on your mouth like normal people?

Uh, what's this?

no, girls only care about face and height then dick size

only gay dudes care about bodybuilding

EVERY DAY IT'S SOMETHING HITS ME ALL SO COLD

a female

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

Absolutely nope

I could go for either desu but those little brown feet make my mouth water whenever I see them.

>MaleThriftyHarvestmoose
>Is a female

sauce me

Legendarylootz

Two things
>All women are whores
>All women want chad cock
Use this knowledge and you can get any woman in the world.

Innie pussies are actual garbage. I'm not saying meat curtains are better, they're gross, but innies are trash that don't feel good. You want an outtie so the crown of your dick is immediately met with moist wet inner lips, instead of having to slide between dry and hard outer lips. Even if you get the pussy absolutely dripping it STILL isn't the same as being with an outie.

What do you think "meat" is, dumbass

Will it help? Sure, you'd be more attractive. Does it guarantee you'll get pussy thrown at you? Nope. Keep in mind, if you're autistic and can't get pussy before getting Zig Forums then you won't get it afterwards either. Gotta be healthy inside and out to get the box, brother

Seriously, faggot? It's fucking watermarked.

This might be the worst opinion I've heard in a while. Literally seek help.

That's not even Ringfit

What "martial arts" should I do? Boxing or karate?

>i don't know
DID YA THOUGHT YA COULD'VE GET THOSE CUTE GIRL NEXT DOOR'S FEET IF YOU LIFTED, STEYVUN?
>yes
DID YA MANAGE TO GET THOSE FEET AT THE END?
>no

pathetic.

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wow stop posting anytime

Boxing.
Though, if you wanna actually win fights and be a chad, Muay Thai

you literally never had sex

get your nose broken and dont bother after first lesson

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Can i ask what it is about feet? I mean i think i get it, like when im fucking my wife missionary and she spreads her legs and points her toes i do glance at them but i do not get the urge to put them in my mouth or anything like that.

Not trying to be a dick im just genuinely curious

is there a Zig Forumsbro in here?
how's her form?

>you literally never had sex

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imagine the braps...

incels will be mad at you because you speak the truth but they've never had sex

By the time lifting will have made you desirable, she will already be a single mother.

I find that being richer than their parents gets young girls to notice me

Why is her ass so fat, bros?

Roastie hands typed this

Boxing is more just me wanting to get myself into shape and the karate is just because of me as a kid drinking the koolaid on inner peace karate throug characters such as Iwao Hazuki, Akasaka, and Doppo.
I'm more in it just to get myself into shape instead of actually sparring. I've done MMA classes with a friend of mine but they never felt that bad.

Ive had innie and outie and i can honestly say i cant feel a difference.

Eating pussy the innie is better but im not a faggot so i rarely eat my wifes pussy

i was disappointed after i saw the filename first
your gayer than me

I literally did. Lost my virginity in high school to an innie. No position feels as close to the worst position with an outie. Married to an outtie now and sex is fucking incredible. You faggots who worship innies because muh roastie meme are the ones who are unironic virgins. Never pushed your dick into a pussy not once in your life. Keep spouting Zig Forums bullshit like it means anything. You don't know shit.

Zig Forumsizen here, form is dogshit. She's bending her back to the point it's a fucking acute angle. Back should be straight, if she was doing this with actual weights, she'd throw her fucking back out.

>eating pussy
cuck

I don't think your supposed to move your upper body forward like that, but fuck if I know for sure.
That's not how we did it in the military, but the military is also retarded so I don't trust anything I learned there.

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wtf I thought everyone on Zig Forums was a kissless virgin
you guys are making me feel insecure

yeah i know only on her birthday

Still, go Muay Thai. And Imma assume you're a burger, but American Karate is bullshit. If you wanna learn all that inner peace shit, go to a Shoalin Temple. You'll learn fucking crazy Kung Fu and Chinese. Fucking wish I had the financial freedom to go.

>Lose meat
I don't think you know what you are talking about user. There are absolutely exercises that build the gluteus muscles.

It's Sweet Betty Parlour.
She used to post nudes on r*ddit , the account was deleted but they're still easy to find

Looks fine. She could be going deeper. You can lean in on squats, but she shouldnt keep her hear forward.

>Man why do bodybuilders act like going to the gym boosts their body?
>I weigh 350 pounds and I have never been to the gym
>And I'm not gross and muscular

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it's a fetish user, there's no explanation
some people want to be eaten alive and slowly digested, nothing can explain that

wrestling is the CHAD's choice.
All the oriental Chinese ninja shit belongs in the trash.

do you prep the bull while you do it?

Is this achievable natty?

Thanks user this helps a lot. I was actually thinking of Kyokushin karate.
Yeah I know about that problem. Not a Burger, but live in Burgerland. The closest Kyokushin-Kan International subsidiary dojo is on the other half of my state. Looks like I'll have to go for boxing though because there's no Muay Thai dojo in my area.

>grabs chad muay thai fighters legs for a takedown
>gets knee'd in the temple hard enough to shatter banana tree's
>Become a vegetable for life
Nah, Muay Thai is still chads Martial Art

We looked at your internet history stayyvunnn
We know about the feet pictures
was it her feet you were after?

Why is she even exercising that ass is like 95% fat because of genetics. You DO NOT build an ass like that just doing fucking squats with bands.

You don't need to go to Thailand and learn Muay Thai. Generic kickboxing is good enough.

why can you not just post this on Zig Forums? why does it have to be here?

Where is Shaolin Shadow boxing combined with Wu-Tang sword style?