Look at this dumb bird
Monster Hunter Rise
i know kung fu
Okay but where is Qurupeco? Why make all these new birds when the best one has been stuck in 3rd gen all this time?
>Here's your new monster, bro
shame they hid this footage behind a tweet instead of showing it in the trailer, because on the trailer he's a 100% kut-ku/garuga clone with all the same attacks
>make a beautiful monster
>expect you to kill it
I will not be buying your game.
Buy Stories 2
>Crane style
>Platinus knows sumo
Ah fuck here comes the wolf style zinogre, monkey style rajang, snake style najarala and mantis style Ahtal ka
>switch shit
What a shame.
Stop being homosexual
I got a boner looking at the thighs of this monster.
From what they've shown so far Berd is probably my favorite Rise newcomer so far.
Too bad it'll probably suffer from Earlygame Shitmon Syndrome and stop being revelant early on.
Looks like a MHO enemy
Will we get a tiger style tiger?
Magnamalo
>Capcom game
>Still no bipedal tiger monster that can do tiger knee
Kinda does now that you say it. And MHO only had like 7 exclusive monsters
Pls no more instant knee charges, rath knees already scarred me.
I want to fuck her.
>Her
Here we go again
>literally does kung fu
soulless, acts like a fucking pokemon
weird that the "monsters need to look/act like real animals!!" crowd doesn't care
Keep seething worldsperm. Monsters behaving and looking like animals doesn't mean that they have to be a carbon copy of real life creatures.
monsterfucking is a federal crime. the commission wants you to STUDY the monsters. not have sex with them.
>avatarfag
kill yourself
there's a big difference between "acting like animals" and "being a carbon copy of real animals"
Zinogre is a giant lightning wolf that uses bugs to charge itself, but at no point does it hop up on its hind legs and start using taekwondo moves on you
Yeah, me too.
It would be cool if he did
Have sex
monsterfucker spotted. i suggest you get a girlfriend or a nice dildo before the problem escalates and your handler has to rat you out because youre intentionally failing quests.
>worldsperm
>le monster fucker XD
Kill yourself avatarfaggot
No but it does anime backflips and jumps.
If your complain is about martial arts, tetsucabra does sumo moves, even if less than tetranodon.
Have you somehow not noticed that rathian literally does a fucking flash kick and tatsumaki spin? Or Rajang pulls off a dragon punch on Nergigante? Zinogre breakdance, psycho crusher? Nerscylla swings? Khezu doing blanka electric fields? Brachydios anything? Seltas fucking queen?
Come on user.
it's worse than i thought. he's totally lost all reason.
>esl avatarfag spic
kill yourself