How would you survive a zombie apocalypse in your area?

How would you survive a zombie apocalypse in your area?

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c...
cuh...
fuck I can't say it

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Stay away from the van!
There is no rock or free beer!

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I'm not surviving a zombie outbreak.
Even if I did really well to survive I'd run out of insulin eventually. I'm also coeliac so my options for food are more limited.
No guns.
I'm fucked

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I would not
same bruh, type 1 diabetes gang?
I'd go out playing panflute and dancing because dying of dka would suck

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's survivalist dreams were ruined by the type 1

Yeah, Type 1. I'd have to go back to needles as well since pump supplies would be limited.
If I'm in a situation where I'm with a group and we need someone to go outside to gather supplies, I'll volunteer. I'm not brave or selfless, It's just I know I'm expendable.

I've got a giant stash of shit tickets so I'm good.

>tfw I want to cunnypost but I don't want to get perma'd again
Fuck nazi mods.

>How would you survive a zombie apocalypse in your area?
I live in EU so I have no guns, I think I would just fucking die.
All I have is a baseball bat and some knives.

I would trap myself inside my home and starve to death. Beats getting eaten by zombies, y'know ?

I know what I'm jacking to

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Momoka is overrated

Patrick Star?
Pretty based not gonna lie

im totally fucked. our country is the shittest in dealing covid so in a zombie outbreak, ours most probably the first to fall with total annihilation. with that said, even our high walled houses will be penetrated if they get a whiff of a living person

>He fears the mods
Coward, do not fear

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Patrick Star raping Momoka

Lead by example
Please

Same here type 1 bro.

The weakening of the human race.

I have no idea...
But i know that i will find a loli and fuck her before any zombie bite me.
Or if i'm desperate enough i'll fuck a loli zombie.

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least i'll enjoy sexy times before my inevitable demise.

I love in outer london so I'd be turbo dead. I live less than a 10 minute walk from 7 super markets so maybe grabbing goods before they're depleted is realistic. I'd hide in my house for a while and then try to go to the country side. Maybe I'd sneak to the library and find books on useful skills — I'd also 100% rape a zombie if it was attractive enough. Maybe I'd start drinking coffee to keep my energy up; but is coffee good for you?

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I ain't bitch made like you.

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rude user

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Wasn't that first guy
I just wanted to jack off
Ty

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damn, I'm gonna need to call up the based department for this one

Good way to flush out the weak from the gene pool. Maybe we need an apocalypse for a hard restart.

Cunny posting is all fine and good, but why nobody ever does willy posting?

I'll make sure to kill pedos like you first

This is a smart man

there was some guy who posted shota threads starting with "what's up gameboys" or something like that a few years ago

Cause we have /cm/ but not /cunny/

Am I the only one who wanted to have a classic zombie apocalypse discussion? Now this thread's doomed for pruning

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use cunny juice to purify the zombies

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dummy, any thread that starts with a loli picture is automatically a loli thread, the OP text is just a distraction for the dumb jannies

I'd try to escape to countryside with a cute loli and try to survive using my 1000 hours of modded Minecraft experience. The real challenge would be getting there tho, I live in a big city

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Where do I get cunny juice from?

Cunny

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what's so sexy about two naked little girls

from the cunny

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the cunny well

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What went wrong in your lives to end up becoming sexually attracted to children?

What went right in your lives to end up becoming sexually attracted to children?

that's some quality cun right there

pussy's pussy

Why has Zig Forums been having all these pedophile threads recently?

The duality of man

Why has Zig Forums been having all these new fags recently?

Autistic people tend to spam shit constantly. Why do you think we have daily console war threads

Why has Zig Forums been so based recently?

you mean geishin impact threads

>recently

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>recently
>recently

>recently

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That's called shilling. There is a slight difference

>recently
Hate to break it to you but Zig Forums is newfag central. Pretty sure this place gets some of the highest off site traffic. It's the new Zig Forums

an unironic FBI honeypot. word to the wise don';t click any discord links that gets posted in these threads. probable cause.
FBI agents can only do a fishing expedition like this for a couple weeks though so just ignore us and they'll go away eventually

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>there are newfags that unironically believe this

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why would the glowies be looking at 4chins
they can't even prevent a shooter if he posted on Zig Forums the day before that's bullshit

uoh

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>new