>Be a 30yo designer in gamedev >work at a mid sized indie dev >everyone on the team is a funkopop collecting leftist >mention gradius as a benchmark for our next game >nobody on the team knows what the fuck i am talking about
what the fuck happened, the facebook indie dev group is no diffrent. You either have spastic autists from artstation with their power fantasies and blockheaded mecha soliders or blue haired dickchoppers with blm filters
i am on my verge of a spastic rant during our next meeting. The whole company is a joke. Our marketing department is filled with people who don't play video games and our project mangers are rejects from social media agencies.
>i am on my verge of a spastic rant during our next meeting. So do it, film it, post it here, and then make your own fucking game since you're working in the only essential role of the whole process. Or just stop posting LARPs and bait on Zig Forums, that would work too.
Blake Harris
this is what you get for becoming a game dev, should've just went into normal corporate shit. Normal co-workers better pay, better benefits, less work.
Owen Morales
Indie Gamedev is where failed rejects go what did you except no sane person would want to be an indie game dev
Jason Sanchez
This is true for most areas in tech nowadays. People will say it's a game development issue, but this happens fucking everywhere, just look what's become of Linux nowadays.
Aiden Stewart
>be a Funko Pop-collecting leftist >work at a mid sized indie dev >another member of the team suggests making a game like Gradius >never heard of it before >look it up later, it’s a little before my time, no wonder I hadn’t heard of it >looks cool, though, could be worth making a game like it >go into work the next day prepared to second his idea >he’s standing in the middle of the office screaming >going on about how us and our families all deserve to die because we haven’t played Gradius >as soon as he catches sight of me, calls me a blue-haired dickchopper >boss fires him on the spot >he starts running around the room kicking shit >security has to drag him out of the building
Gamers, am I right, guys?
Jose Richardson
Just make your own studio dude. You're never going to avoid these people.
Caleb Green
Profe qué hace acá?
Colton Scott
en vez de gradius preguntales si apañan a un tojo project porque este pais culiao esta lleno de 2hufags y demás que el weeaboo del grupo cacha de lo que estai hablando
Juan Foster
Imagine being a racist in 2020
Kevin Johnson
you deserve it for liking that retarded nigger in your picture
Joshua Allen
Both of you is what is wrong with gamedev
James Williams
>Our marketing department is filled with people who don't play video games and our project mangers are rejects from social media agencies.
Welcome to every 21st century company
Samuel Howard
>este pais culiao esta lleno de 2hufags oddly true but why?
Jackson Martin
Porque ha estado lleno de otakus desde siempre y ahora los pendejos que se la pasaban cantando vocaloid y dibujando touhous en 2010 son los wnes con 20-30 años entrando a trabajar.
Luis Bennett
Sipo, Apruebo.
Michael Lewis
>imagine being a mentally ill faggot Oh wait you don’t
Matthew Ross
>imagine calling anyone who disagrees with you racist, even when they never mentioned race you're everything wrong with video games
Asher Jackson
that is exactly how i imagined the average western dev company just from looking at their gameplay. you're a fool for taking part
What is the deal with Zig Forums's tranny obsession?
Ryan Rivera
Imagine getting triggered by a paint image of "El tata colores"
Nicholas Torres
Most lefists here are trannies.
Jaxson Lee
Whats the deal with them trying to bring their suicide cult to Zig Forums
Grayson Morgan
It's like mutt's law but for trannies instead of nogs
Sebastian Brown
Pinochet was a CIAnigger, as well as a regular nigger. seethe Zig Forumstrannies
Isaiah Ramirez
dysphoria
Jason Young
Every right wing dictator in amerikkka is a CIAn*gger
William Johnson
>as well as a regular nigger What are you even saying?
Josiah Long
Just like Ronald Prumpf, he’s a dictator you know
Jonathan Lopez
Do you ever think about how sad someone is to sit and write this nonsense? It's obviously fake but what calls someone to concoct this drivel? Do they want a hugbox? Do they think it would sound cool?
Aiden Taylor
America as in the CONTINENT, stupid Not everything is about your overprivileged ass
Matthew Long
Shut up nazi!
Daniel Anderson
>cries about capitalism and constitutionally protected rights >doesn't just get a better job Takealookatthisguycam
Caleb Ross
OP is a faggot y voy a votar apruebo para puro cagarme en los pendejos qlos
Jack Thomas
>overprivileged sissy talk
Evan Martin
>Our marketing department is filled with people who don't play video games and our project mangers are rejects from social media agencies. Might explain why Sony went to shit.
have you seen the average indie game in 2020? it's very believable
Jackson Cox
Say hello to Daniela for me.
Josiah Campbell
No it isn't because no you haven't, you've seen cherrypicked posts made by weirdo doomers who get depressed because someone has blue hair and thinks the US is collapsing from it.