MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF BLOOD

MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF BLOOD.

Oh, hello Soldier.

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dota2.com/newbloom/part2
dota2.com/thesummoning/
dota2.com/thelastcastle
dota2.com/balanceofpower
dota2.com/tipofthespear/
dota2.com/darkpurpose/
dota2.com/700/monkeyking/
imgur.com/gallery/BackX
playartifact.com/comics/prelude/
playartifact.com/comics/calltoarms/
dota2.com/eminenceofristul
dota2.com/disciplespath
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

nice dress lol

MERASMUS. STOP TAKING DRUGS

Nobody cares about that now that Valve has a better wizard in a better game: Dota 2!

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I AM HEALING MYSELF WITH HEALING MAGIC! (and aspirin)

What do you mean, Merasmus?
Soldier is dead.

The soldier is dead!?

Yes, he DIED

>reddit memes

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So, did you see the Murderer?

NO

>anything I don't like is reddit

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SANDVICH MAKE ME put dispenser here

>phoneposter

Fuck you for making me stay on Ghost Fort for an hour with your shitty fucking boss contract. Go to hell.

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Tell it to me straight anons, how bad are the bots right now? I've been wanting to go back, especially with Scream Fortress, but everything has pointed to the game just being a shithole now.
Surely there's still fun to be had like the old days, right?

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what bots

>Want new weapons, new game modes and new updates
>Here's another fucking halloween update for the tenth year in a row with a bunch of temporarily hats and meme bullshit
Why do they have to do this

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Haven't run into a single bot, though I've only been playing the new Halloween maps so sample size is biased.

>tr/a/nime memes

based or reddit?
>inb4 phone poster
I'm at work

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who?

>he fell for the bot meme

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So it's all bullshit? I'm assuming if I stay off pubs I'm definitely set, yeah?

>not just
>"fuck trannies oll"
>"41%"
it's reddit

dota2.gamepedia.com/Invoker

> In its earliest, and some would say most potent form, magic was primarily the art of memory. It required no technology, no wands or appurtenances other than the mind of the magician. All the trappings of ritual were merely mnemonic devices, meant to allow the practitioner to recall in rich detail the specific mental formulae that unlocked a spell's power. The greatest mages in those days were the ones blessed with the greatest memories, and yet so complex were the invocations that all wizards were forced to specialize. The most devoted might hope in a lifetime to have adequate recollection of three spells—four at most. Ordinary wizards were content to know two, and it was not uncommon for a village mage to know only one—with even that requiring him to consult grimoires as an aid against forgetfulness on the rare occasions when he might be called to use it. But among these early practitioners there was one exception, a genius of vast intellect and prodigious memory who came to be known as the Invoker. In his youth, the precocious wizard mastered not four, not five, not even seven incantations: He could command no fewer than ten spells, and cast them instantly. Many more he learned but found useless, and would practice once then purge from his mind forever, to make room for more practical invocations. One such spell was the Sempiternal Cantrap—a longevity spell of such power that those who cast it in the world's first days are among us still (unless they have been crushed to atoms). Most of these quasi-immortals live quietly, afraid to admit their secret: But Invoker is not one to keep his gifts hidden. He is ancient, learned beyond all others, and his mind somehow still has space to contain an immense sense of his own worth...as well as the Invocations with which he amuses himself through the long slow twilight of the world's dying days.

stay on halloween maps and you'll only see a bot every 10 games or so

that's lame

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Goodbye, FOREVER!.....I'll see you at home, Soldier...

Carl

>Implying he's the best
Cast All you want, the nether reaches is still stronger than your parlor tricks!

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Dota 2 has better comics too!

dota2.com/comics/are_we_heroes_yet/
dota2.com/oracle/
dota2.com/newbloom/part2
dota2.com/thesummoning/
dota2.com/thelastcastle
dota2.com/balanceofpower
dota2.com/tipofthespear/
dota2.com/darkpurpose/
dota2.com/700/monkeyking/
imgur.com/gallery/BackX
playartifact.com/comics/prelude/
playartifact.com/comics/calltoarms/
dota2.com/eminenceofristul
dota2.com/disciplespath

post some examples then, I'm not combing through that shit

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MERASMUS
STOP TAKING DRUGS