Zig Forums the Musical VIII

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! Edition
Previous Dead: >What is this?
An annual collaboration project where Zig Forums sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 till October 15. This is our eighth year of production and we're starting to pick up steam!

>How do I contribute?
Write something and post it in thread and in the Song Spreadsheet! Or look in the Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made!
Watch this handy how-to if you're new, or just to get a refresher:
youtu.be/szoluCoZmBg
General Links
>Song Spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FQmLAVWNZuR_2dOD7e-ea8zyn0ufk4eHoY5MxXSVTIw/edit?usp=sharing
>Songs that are already done
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W2b2Rct6g6gZB74HolXL2_o_HvtUgBZyuZRDalzHJC0/edit?usp=sharing
>Art Folder
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1iaLmnq4M27Lbh35Am8nQg-qVpKjGoAy7
>Instrumental database
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wMoG5tvsVvHD4J5J9SbDIJzXBqKq5Uu90-TWtsjSvIc/edit?usp=sharing
Contains 4000+ instrumentals made from original studio recordings and 74000+ karaoke tracks of varying quality.
If you need a song from the database, tag your post with [VINST] so we can easily find it
>General Thread
>IRC
kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#vmusical

Where can I listen to the songs?
>Web Player
vthemusical.stfweb.lv
>Latest videos
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ
>Bandcamp with songs from previous years
vthemusical.bandcamp.com/

Upload your shit as FLAC files!
Use preferably either krakenfiles.com or gofile.io

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/os5TmHox0rU
gofile.io/d/Da5SUF
gofile.io/d/LoMnSr
gofile.io/d/9JaLji
youtube.com/watch?v=kyquqw6GeXk
pastebin.com/6M0bJG1h
youtube.com/watch?v=Qn5IpWXWub0
youtube.com/watch?v=2_nMoJvSnBI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

SEQUEL
based on AC/DC - Jailbreak: youtu.be/os5TmHox0rU
Instrumental (w/ og vocal stem for reference): gofile.io/d/Da5SUF
The timing deviates from the original at times, sing what flows best.
(backing vocals in paranthesis, lead vocals should also sing these)


There was a game dev on my payroll
I told him to make a game
Tumblr called him sexist
Told him "Cleavage? Pretty lame." [or "kinda lame", whichever flows better] [should maybe be said by a femanon?]

He said
I ain't drawin' no A cups
So put those torches down
Massive mammaries ain't doin' no harm
Lets make another Dragon's Crown

Gonna make a (sequel)
Massive tiddies on launch day
Gonna make a (sequel)
But now we're published by EA

We'll put it (all in the on-disc DLC)
(All in the on-disc DLC)
And it won't be free

(Sequel), how big can they get?
(Sequel), double L's yeah
(Sequel), ain't no lolis here
(Sequel), nice

He said
Flat cutie come on get my rocks off
Down in south japan
She went down and sucked him up
She wasn't his Roxanne

Rape claims shot out left and right
And the lawyers all went reeeee
His life was crumblin' all around
They were after his game for being too slutty

In the end he succumbed to the bourgeoisie
He took responsibility
And then lost his IP

(Sequel), ah yeahh
(Sequel), He lost his IP!

[LONG ASS KICK ASS SOLO]

Tiddies, they were bouncin'
Players, they were wankin'
Roasties, fatties, all were screaming
But they made the game

And then EA fucking cancelled it

(Sequel), I just like tits
(Sequel), I mean any tits
(Sequel), Just let me motor boat them
(Sequel), Come on just a handful?
(Sequel), An ass is fine too
(Sequel), Feet? I ain't Miyazaki
(Sequel), When do we get robot waifus?
(Sequel), Can I get a zip file too?

[BIG BOOB ENDING]

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>We are a white incel thread

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This shit's still going on? You guys ran out of good ideas after the second year. Props though I guess.

I like that last sentence user!

boop

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Hourly reminder to SING MY FUCKING SONG YOU FUCKS

>another song about shit from years ago
God you fags suck with this shit already.
>DUDE WE NEED TO REFERENCE DRAGONS CROWN, NIER OR DMC AGAIN

Don't forget irrelevant Platinum developed shit #0239 or SJW's/GG crap. It's always been a circlejerk of the same ideas here.
>oh wait guys get this
>It's to the beat... of a DISNEY SONG xD

>shit from years ago
It's a song from a possible future.

how many album covers does each one of these usually have

It grasping for relevancy with a once popular idea and trying to coattail off it. Literally zero creativity, just rehash and recycle

album art - six to eight (I think)
song art - as much as there was done

>six to eight
We're going to have four this year. Five MAX. The amount of songs is pitiful.

Write something better, then.

would anyone do soundcloud rap?

Depends on the number of songs, at this rate there could be 4 or 5 albums with 15-20 songs each. Every year had an additional DLC album, but as for the main ones:
>Year 1: 3
>Year 2: 5
>Year 3: 5
>Year 4: 6
>Year 5: 6
>Year 6: 10
>Year 7: 7

Anyone who could rap didn't come back this year, so yeah most people here are probably about as good as the average soundcloud rapper now.

a'ight, i'll keep writing this joji parody

about what?

something for Bloodlines, hoping the rest of it gets finished
gofile.io/d/LoMnSr

Finished the song
gofile.io/d/9JaLji

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Pretty Boy except its about developing Stress in CK3

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Working on a Helplessly Hoping thing. It's about Mass effect 3 because that hasn't been done to death. Could use some help with the lyrics

youtube.com/watch?v=kyquqw6GeXk
pastebin.com/6M0bJG1h

based

Dont give up the song

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flop

based

based

based flop

>>Year 6: 10

Thank god we are never doing that again.

i couldn't sing for a week and now the song i wanted to sing has already been sang. i feel empty inside.

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what song? if it was one i did i'll let you have it.

Same, you can have it if I sang it.

Reminder there is always death battle, extra entries are appreciated.

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No they're not unless we're doing a big musical

Stressed King, a parody of Joji's Pretty Boy
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=Qn5IpWXWub0
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=2_nMoJvSnBI
About the stress mechanic in CK3, driving Kings of good intentions to madness in efforts to control their realm
Has two parts (Joji and Lil Yachty), and then a backup hype man (could be the non-singing)
>inb4 "stressed" and "pretty" aren't sylaballicly equal
it still flows

[Joji]
I'm a, I’m a, I'm a-I'm a-I’m a-I'm a (One, two, three, four)
I'm a stressed King ruling in the mid times
Pressin’ these claims, I can never rest my mi~nd
At Ni~ght
Execute although I’m kind (although I’m kind)
Oh craven and yet I fight (and yet I fight)
Oh these knights they show my might (show my might)
Oh these knights, maiden, Oh these knights maiden, mmm (I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I’m a-I’m a)

I'm a stressed King ruling in the mid times
Whorin’ all day and drownin' on fi~nest (Brrt)
Wi~ne
I’m honest and yet I lie
I’m paranoid, can’t sleep at night (Sleep at night)
Amongst these knights, maiden (Oh, these knights, maiden)
Amongst these knights, maiden

Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy x2
(Ma-ma-ma-mama-maaa~ starts)
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy x 6
(Ma-ma-ma-mama-maa~ stops)

[Lil Yachty:]
Trusting young king, never form a plot line
Lookin' to the lords, and then jail ‘em for their cri~mes
Cri~mes
All this stress, I'll never let show (Oh)
My dread builds, it'll always grow
Always gro~w (Grow, grow), grow
Always gro~w, grow (Grow, grow)

Generous king, care for sons in line (Yeah)
Send em’ to the church (No, no)
Single heir bloodli~ne (Gavelkind)
i~nd (Gavelkind)

If I don't reign, my land will fall
Mental break after every call (Every call)
Every ca~ll, (Every call),
Every ca~ll, every call (Every call)

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