What Switch games are good to play with my normie Boyfriend?

As was said, he is a normie so he only enjoys Assassin's Creed, CoD, Fifa etc, if I tell him to plat Animal Crossing, Zelda or Mario together he'll probably laugh at my face. Since I don't wanna hurt his pride, what games are left for us to play on the Switch that are not cutesy, family-friendly, Nintendo-like?

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Sex

We already do that a lot...

Does Switch he any good racing games that aren't Mario Kart?

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anal sex

That's disgusting and against my christian faith.

Family

a threesome with pope Francis

Go fuck yourself, jerk
What?

Sex with me

DMC3SE bloody palace co-op, put his casual ass in his place.

No, that would hurt his pride probably.

>he's a normie
>I play Nintendo games

>Muh pride
Pride is a sin that needs to be kept in check, don't support that bitch if he can't even handle a few BP floors.

He sounds like a bitch

Hi everyone, this thread is obvious b8. I will never be a real woman.

thanks for clarifying bro

Sex with me anyways?

?
Most normies play on PS4 these days.
That's just how most men are, at least the college ones, they're fragile on the inside despite giving a chad vibe on the outside, it makes me happy honestly that he can open up to me about his weaknesses.

Zelda BotW is probably best bet.

That person is not me.

Get pregnant with his child, several times.

DMC2 he just has to press 1 bottom to win

God I hate UMP9 so goddamn much

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>That's how most men are
>the rest of that post as well
You've made a convincing facade so far I will admit.

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>paying 20$ for dmc2 alone
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Sorry, I don't even know what that is, I just had that random pic on my PC for some reason.

Katamari Reroll
Everyone loves Katamari Damacy.

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No? I think you people are the one not understanding thigs here, I never claimed to be a woman or anything...

Samurai Shodown

metal slug, broforce, flat heroes, capcom beatemup bundle, wizard of legend, asphalt 9 is free and can play multi

You said anal is gross, so do you exclusively give blowjobs or something?

That wasn't me, just someone pretending to be me.

>what nintendo games on the nintendo switch don't ooze nintendo vibes?
lol. better luck finding some co-op shit on PS4 or PC

So can I fuck your ass, then?

>PS4
I'm not a normie, I don't own that shitty console.

Maybe, If I were single and you were good looking...

just a meme from /gfg/

But he does

But he's coming to my house and I don't want any PS4 staining my place.

You can play Apex on the switch while fingering his butthole

I'm passive.