Crash 4

According to Zig Forums, it's because the animal characters weren't sexually arousing enough, especially Tawna.

Toys for Bob don't know how to make a crash game i only trust Vicarious Visions with the franchise

>Shit long level design
>Horrible box placement, every single level has at least 4 off-screen troll boxes
>In-game meme see pic related, it's not an edit
>Bad writing, retcons everywhere, no proper interaction, plot is dumb and most of the screen time is focused on nu-tawna
>Side characters are not fun to play
>Crash feels jank, weird physics
>Redesigns nobody asked for
>Bland as fuck music, literally can't hum anything from the game that's not a motif from the previous games
>Masks are all gimmicky shit that add nothing interesting besides to the base movement options Akano
>Janky scripted wallrunning segments
>Awful polar/dino/jetboard controls and offensively small hitbox

Toys for Bobo shouldn't be allowed near Crash or Spyro ever again and I hope the rumors about the low sales are true just to fuck Activision for mismanaging the Crash IP AGAIN.

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I want to have sex with Tawna Bandicoot.

No pajamas skin for Tawna

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The game should have been a spin-oof and focused entirely on Dingodile getting his diner back and stumbling with the main cast along the way
>Final Boss: Crash

Well, there's the fact Acti really want people to buy digitally and we don't have sales records there yet, plus there's this virus going around that's probably gonna cut into physical sales...

It's just boring. It feels just like when they made the jump to Ps2. N.Sane was good because of nostalgia.

Yeah the hoax virus put a dent in games as well

it tries to combine a bunch of elements from the original trilogy and does an okay job at it
there is a ton of content to do so you get your money's worth
I especially love the costumes as rewards for collecting gems, but I wish the other characters also got costumes
the gameplay is still kind of jank with how things work, especially with all the side characters you play as
tawna just feels incomplete and the grappling hook sucks, cortex sucks, dingodile is fun
its really not that hard of a game until the last few levels
I am not a fan of how many hidden boxes there are in most of the levels, its not even good hiding its just "lets put a box really high up out of the camera's view randomly here" and then you get to the end and missed like 1 or 2 boxes

this is the first time I've played a crash and actually felt frustrated outside just of getting time relics, collecting gems in the trilogy was always fine for me and always fun, here it doesn't feel as satisfying
while playing through it just to beat it is okay, trying to do everything feels more tiring then exciting

how did you cope with animal crossing selling 15 million copies if this is your excuse?

Didn't release it on PC

too long, over complicated with a lot of bullshit spikes

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Honestly I was put off by the N-Sane Trilogy. I found those games extremely difficult, I don’t know if it’s cause of the muscle memory I’d built up playing the classic trilogy or something. I went and played the classic games and had no issue.

The 15 million number is all sales, not physical

>too long
>6 hrs is too long
kek

It's too long because the game doesn't play itself.

> Fucking £50
> N. Sane Trilogy was three games in one

Allowing Toys for Bob to make the game instead of VV or Beenox

please for the love of god shut the fuck up

Physical sales are down across the board thanks to the virus
This game is sixty dollars when the last one was forty

Its not on switch

There's nothing wrong with it, it's a game praised by both critics and PLAYERS, i know Zig Forums is bitter about nu-Tawna, i wasn't expecting anything different of a bunch of angry incel anyways

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Pic related is still Crash 4 whether you like it or not
NuCrash 4 is a soulless furry-pandering shitshow and the only part of it that compares even remotely close to the OG Crash games is that it's pretty difficult

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It's more like how much more Crash could people want after three beefy Remastered games and a huge kart racer? Same deal as Mega Man. We have enough. Do we really need more games?

Advertising.

I had no idea this game was even out.

The fucking price is extortionate.

>elevating Coco to be equal to crash
>toys for bob has the worst art department in videogames
>mediocre music
>bad advertising

When I think of what crash is supposed to be I think of that viral video from a few years ago of the voice actor playing crash 2 with the sound off and doing all the music and sound effects himself. Nothing about crash 4 is even close to be iconic or quotable this really is a game made for the sake of making a game by uninspired developers

Why does he have such a weak ass Whoa in this game?

I watched some of their cut-scenes and knew they didn't have a grasp on the tone of Crash games. Also Alt-Tawana is like the most out of place character now.

It demands too much perfection. The game is practically a speedrun given how many times you need to do perfect jumps and spins or else you have to redo everything all over again.

>implying this is soulful
WoC is a mindless rehash of Warped, which wasn't even that great in the first place.

I didn't even know it was out so shit marketing

>le memecoof cope
Super Mario All-Stars and Animal Crossing says hi

>Consider anything Spyro after this flop cancelled.
But Spyro is good and Crash is not
dunno how they thought that'd be a good idea. especially given we live in the era of HLL development